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The signs as quotes/things from Ouran High School Host Club

Aries: "Not bad. Nice and gangster-ish."

Taurus: "Are you saying that you hate being a host? That you hate this club?" "To be honest, I'd have to say yes."

Gemini: The twins, in perfect sync, "Our powers are nothing against his wholesomeness!"

Cancer: "Mamaaaaa, Haruhi is using those dirty boy words again!" *falls to the floor, crying*

Leo: "Long live the poor! We welcome you, poor man, to the world, of BEAUTY."

Virgo: "I never imagined the famous scholar would be so openly gay."

Libra: *climbs into fountain* "People are always telling me I'm dripping with good looks."

Scorpio: "You've got a mug that looks like a watchdog from hell... how do you have so many friends?"

Sagittarius: "You boys are the homosexual supporting cast!"

Capricorn: "I don't know how to interact with people?"

Aquarius: *angstily slurps ramen in the corner*

Pisces: "The second I saw you, I knew EXACTLY what kind of person you were."

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