The signs at a hotel
Aries: I'd rather sleep on the floor than with *points at Capricorn*
Taurus: *eats all the food in the fridge*
Gemini: You're gonna pay for that, Taurus
Cancer: This hotel feels nice, doesn't it?
Leo: *listens to The Weeknd with Virgo while making sex jokes*
Virgo: *is uncomfortable* oh god....
Libra: *agrees with Cancer* it is!
Scorpio: *is sleeping*
Sagittarius: *pulls Aquarius to the swimming pool* Let's go swimming!
Capricorn: What do you mean? *is very offended by Aries*
Aquarius: o-okay geez *is forced to go swimming*
Pisces: *looks at both Sag and Aqua* tch, idiots.
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
