The signs go to hell
Aries: haha fuck yes this is my home
Taurus: *dates Satan*
Gemini: I thought this place would've been much uglier but it's actually kinda pretty
Cancer: I like how the air conditioner still works really well
Leo: *goes up to Satan* hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Virgo: nice shoes Satan
Libra: its so booooooooring here ugh
Scorpio: *gets sent to heaven because they burned down hell*
Sagittarius: woo party
Capricorn: I knew it. Hell is real. Nice.
Aquarius: FREE NACHOS WHOOP
Pisces: what the fuck why is no one else upset about the fact that they're sent to hell
YOU ARE READING
zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
