The signs witnessing a murder
Aries: *gets involved somehow and is carted off to jail*
Taurus: Shiiiiiit
Gemini: Lmao *actually cries*
Cancer: I'm gonna leave now...
Leo: Cool dude
Virgo: Not today Satan
Libra: EWWWWW
Scorpio: *is the murderer*
Sagittarius: what
Capricorn: I can help dispose of the body for a small price
Aquarius: Can I keep the corpse
Pisces: Pls god no why me
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
