The signs as things in SIX the Musical
Aries: "What's worse than a broken heart?" "A severed head."
Taurus: "But then Arthur died, so naturally I'm in prison for several years. Really helps with the grieving process, y'know?"
Gemini: The dialogue before All You Wanna Do when K. Howard is roasting the hell out of everyone.
Cancer: "... or as we like to call it.... herstory..." *fake laughter that is cut off in perfect sync*
Leo: "I think we can ALL agree I'm the 10 amongst these 3s" *gestures to everyone else*
Virgo: When Anne Boleyn goes on a rant about logically grouping people in the middle of I Don't Need Your Love and ends it with "Yeah, I read."
Libra: "L-O-L, say 'oh well'— or gO TO HELL"
Scorpio: "Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little—" "PRICK UP YOUR EARS I'M THe katherine who lost her head" "bEhEAdEd"
Sagittarius: MegaSix
Capricorn: Right before Don't Lose Ur Head when everyone is singing about how clever and mysterious Anne Boleyn is and then the spotlight turns to her and she isn't paying attention whatsoever
Aquarius: "Man, that could've been a song!"
Pisces: the entirety of The Haus of Holbein
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