The most hypocritical aspects of the signs
Aries: hates the phrase 'fight me' but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.
Taurus: i can't believe them but they judge stubborn people. really, taurus? really?
Gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive
Cancer: doesn't want to deal with other people's overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME
Leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time
Virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone
Libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS
Scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af
Sagittarius: likes to be the Chill One™ but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things
Capricorn: won't tell you their feelings for 10 billion years but pressures you to share yours shhh stop calling me out like this—
Aquarius: worries about other people's health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk
Pisces: doesn't like when people can't adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
