Lies the signs tell
Aries: no I didn't break that
Taurus: I don't lie
Gemini: I'm not even going to talk about this anymore
Cancer: nah that doesn't offend me lol
Leo: I love every single thing about myself
Virgo: I'm going to fail this test
Libra: commitment doesn't bother me I can handle it
Scorpio: I did not have sex with that person
Sagittarius: mom can I please go to the party I swear I won't do drugs
Capricorn: I'm actually a really nice person! when have I ever said that
Aquarius: I don't have feelings
Pisces: I'm not crying over a fictional character... I'm not...
YOU ARE READING
zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
