The signs as squads at a party
2 drunk 2 care: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
Here to steal your man/girl/person: Aries, Leo, Scorpio
I only came here because of the food: Taurus, Leo, Cancer
My friend dragged me here please help: Capricorn, Aquarius
I'm drunk I want to fight everyone: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Designated driver: Taurus, Scorpio
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
