How to guess someone's sign
Aries: strong opinions, unintentionally talks over you
Taurus: clears voice, too sarcastic for most people
Gemini: too many facial expressions, constant moving
Cancer: always worrying about something
Leo: smiles a lot, absolutely hates to see people unhappy
Virgo: too opinionated, better than you at everything
Libra: lazier than everyone else, always checking themselves out
Scorpio: loves to get on people's nerves!
Sagittarius: foot permanently in their mouth
Capricorn: complains a lot but ends up taking care of everything
Aquarius: always saying, "I see humans, not humanity" what the fuck
Pisces: sings and doodles without noticing, barely awake
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
