Reasons the signs are fails (yay!)
Aries: procrastination
Taurus: audience participation fear
Gemini: inappropriate winking
Cancer: PSYCHO THOUGHTS
Leo: PERSONAL SPACE
Virgo: I'M A MESS
Libra: I Can't Sleep
Scorpio: SPIRAL OF LIES
Sagittarius: existential crisis
Capricorn: LEFT HANDEDISM
Aquarius: I Mumble
Pisces: BUTTERFINGERS
YOU ARE READING
zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
