The signs during a tornado
Aries: taking vertical video of the tornado
Taurus: hiding in the basement
Gemini: chasing the tornado
Cancer: saving all the people and hoarding their pets into the basement
Leo: the weather guy freaking out on tv
Virgo: driving around the neighborhood warning everyone
Libra: doesn't realize there's a tornado but survives anyway
Scorpio: the one who doesn't make it to the basement in time
Sagittarius: the person who gets in the call and doesn't stop driving away from the tornado until they reach Russia
Capricorn: the person who miraculously survives by hiding in a freezer at a gas station
Aquarius: is the tornado
Pisces: the person who got sucked up by the tornado
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
