The signs realizing that they're falling for someone
Aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER
Taurus: is this indigestion
Gemini: what the fuck no
Cancer: not again
Leo: oh gawd
Virgo: no thanks
Libra: WHY AM I SO INEXPLICABLY HAPPY
Scorpio: but why me tho
Sagittarius: okay but why
Capricorn: fuck
Aquarius: bye
Pisces: I did not sign up for this
YOU ARE READING
zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
