The signs as movie tropes
Aries: when the husband and wife are at the hospital and the wife is giving birth, and when the husband goes to look he passes out
Taurus: "give me all your weapons" *takes out an unrealistic amount of guns and sets them on the table* "i said ALL of them" *takes out even more and sets them down* *staring* *pulls out a tiny pistol and sets it on the table*
Gemini: cool slow walkaway from explosion
Cancer: the one white girl in a horror movie who is running from a serial killer and trips on literally nothing whatsoever me irl
Leo: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF *smacks*
Virgo: the sad protagonist walking around outside and then bam it suddenly starts raining
Libra: the interrupted kiss that everyone's been waiting for
Scorpio: when the badass character comes out and cocks their gun to show that they are not to be fucked with
Sagittarius: when the unpopular teenager goes away from the summer and comes back *super* hot
Capricorn: the butterfly girl who is interesting and mysterious and always saying things that sound deep but are actually just really lame
Aquarius: *girl flips a car* boy: how did you do that? Girl: I grew up with three brothers :)
Pisces: the ugly, dumb, asshole husband who is shitty in general who somehow married the totally hot, cute, nice and smart wife
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zodiac iii
RandomThe same gist as the first two! Updates as often as possible, typically a couple times a week (though it will vary).
