The signs while at home sick
Aries: I HATE EVERYTHING *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy*
Taurus: Eats the entire kitchen then throws it all up
Gemini: *lying in bed* I need to go to the hospital I think I'm gonna die help me I'm gonna die tHIS IS THE END
Cancer: *inside pile of blankets and pillows* *tear rolls down cheek* the world is so cruel
Leo: *sitting in a pile of tissues* I am so disgusting I can never show my face again
Virgo: *on WebMD website* MOM OH MY GOD HELP I HAVE PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS that was awful to type
Libra: sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to eat medicine and complain
Scorpio: complains complain complains COMPLAINS CoMpLaInS c o m p l a i n s
Sagittarius: tries to do stuff but only ends up making themselves more sick
Capricorn: the most miserable thing on Earth just lies in bed all day that's me when I'm not sick too
Aquarius: I SAID IM NOT SICK *throws up*
Pisces: lies in bed staring at the ceiling surrounded by stuffed animals
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