The signs as Oikawa quotes
Aries: "I believe in all of you."
Taurus: "Geniuses really piss me off."
Gemini: "You're stupid! You stupid face! Nope! Can't hear you! Can't hear a thing!"
Cancer: "I suddenly feel invincible."
Leo: "This 'insignificant pride' of mine, you had better damn well remember it."
Virgo: "Are you my mom?"
Libra: "If you're gonna hit it—hit it until it breaks."
Scorpio: "You don't need to show off, none of the girls will be looking at you anyway."
Sagittarius: "No matter which side wins I'll still be pissed, so they should both lose."
Capricorn: "If you think too hard when you don't have a brain, you're going to hurt your head."
Aquarius: "Eat my ass."
Pisces: "I want to pulverize my dear underclassmen, setter on setter, in an official match."
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