FNAF Foxy x Mike story I made out of bordeom

Chapter 6: Kitsune no Yomeiri

Author's Note: The title of the chapter means the fox's wedding, or a fox's wedding. Nobody gets married in this chapter, but I just decided, what the hell, let's name this thing for my favorite song, because the song revolves around pain and I guess this chapter does too, so... enjoy.

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Foxy P.O.V.

"So, Mike..." I began after we pulled away from another kiss. "What exactly do you have in mind?"

Mike smiled. "I was thinking we act like we're about to start getting it on, you know, and then when Freddy comes in to stop us we deactivate him and get rid of the bug!"

I frowned a bit. "Easier said than done." I looked out the window on the right side of the room and nearly had a heart attack. Chica was standing right there.

"HOLY SHIT CHICA WTF?!"

"Calm DOWN, Foxy, it's just me. I'm not here to scare the hell out of ya or kill Mikey or some twisted shit like that. Rather, I'd like to know what you're up to." She smiled. "Now let me in."

We obeyed without hesitation.

"So," Chica mildly observed as she strolled into the room. "You use the Power Optional buttons, eh? Cheaters." She laughed. "But hey, it's a good tactic to use, so, why not try it?" She shrugged and laughed.

"Uhh," Mike began awkwardly. "Are you here for anything else? Be-besides checking in on us?"

"Actually," Chica's face became more serious. " I wanted to know what you two are gonna do about Freddy. I'm- that is, me and Bonnie- a bit concerned about what all he's gonna do to ya should you try to stop him from beatin the crap outta Foxy the wrong way." She sat down on the desk and pulled us in to a huddle.

"Hey, listen," She grinned a bit. "An idea just came to mind. So, you and Mike start, *cough cough* kissing, and Bon and I will make sure Freddy is watching, I don't think he knows we're nice now. Then, when he tries to come in, Bon and I spring out from nowhere and knock him out, and we can do stuff to him!" She snickered. "Ohmygosh. That sounds so wrong."

"Pervert." Mike turned a little red.

"Actually," I cut in, "Mike and I already have a plan. Thanks anyway, though."

Chica stood up a bit, slightly offended. "Well, in that case," She rambled on, "Uhh... Well, I just wanted to stop in and say hi, then." She turned and left.

Mike and I watched her leave.

"Wait, Chica," Mike stopped her. She looked over her shoulder.

"Yeah?..." She said in almost a whisper.

Mike paused for a second. "We can include you in the plan if you want."

Chica's face lit up. "Really?" She grinned. "Thanks Mikey!" She hugged him around the neck. Not in a strangle, of course. That would have been weird.

"Now," She pulled away for a second. "What do you want me to do?"

Mike replied, "I want you and Bonnie to lure Freddy down to the office, just like you had said, Chica."

"Ohhh." Chica said, somewhat dorkily (if that's even a word.) "Gotcha."

I looked up at the clock. "Say, Mike," I glanced over at the night guard. "Are we gonna try doing this whole thing tonight?" I didn't want to have to wait until tomorrow.