"Lillian Brooks. Please report to the principals office immediately." the loud speaker spoke.
I grunted. "IT'S LILLY!! CAN'T THESE IDIOTS STOP SAYING MY FULL NAME!" I yelled out loud. A few kids in my class snickered. The teacher stared at me scared. I went up to her and reached slowly to fix her glasses. She thought I was going to hit her so she flinched and screamed. I cackled. I left the classroom and began walking to that cock sucker of a principal .
Mrs. Soleto. I literally cannot stand that lady. She makes me want to punch myself in the face and pull out my hair. I openned the principal office's door.
"Soleto!! Nice to see you! " I said cheerfully.
She stared at me blankly and pointed to the seat infront of the desk. I gracefully put my behind in the chair and propped my feet on her desk.
"Get your legs OFF my desk Mrs.Brooks!" She yelled
I rolled my eyes and took my feet down.
" Lillian.. "she started
"Lilly. " I corrected
"Lillian.. " she said again
" You threatened your teacher with a sharp pencil.. "
I began laughing
"She deserved it she told me that I was asking irrelevant questions and plus it's just a pencil no biggie. " I replied
"NO BIGGIE?! LILLIAN I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU VIOLATING OUR STAFF AND STUDENTS!! THIS HAS BEEN WHAT THE TENTH TIME YOU'VE BEEN IN MY OFFICE??? " She yelled
"Eleventh. " I corrected
"OH ELEVENTH? ARE YOU PROUD DO YOU WANT A REWARD?!! " She flared
"Depends on the reward. " I said calmly
That seemed to piss her OFF even more.
" I'M WARNING YOU ONE MORE INCIDENT AND YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE SOME TOUGH CONSEQUENCES YOUNG LADY!!" She screamed
"Alright. " I replied
Her vein was bulging on her forehead
" Go back to class. " she said and pointed to the door.
I got up and left.
"Tina Vermont please report to the principals office immediately. " the loud speaker spoke
I smiled at the name. From a distance a girl with short black hair, red lipstick, and a smug looked came out of a classroom.
"Teeny what did you do?" I asked
" Smacked a teachers ass." She replied and squeezed my hand.
We began laughing hard as hell and I gave her a hug.
" She's in the yelly mood. Stupid bitch." I told her.
Teeny groaned .
"I have a headache already. "
She looked at me and handed me a pack of cigarettes.
"Thanks. " I said and kissed her on her cheek
She skipped off to the principals office and opened the door. Instantly I heard Soleto yelling. I started laughing at the thought. I didn't want to go back to class so quickly so I lingered in the hall ways a bit.
Teeny is my bestfriend. She's the only one who I talk to and wouldnt do anything to hurt her. She's the only I can trust and do bad things with. Teeny has been through a lot. I mean her dad used to abuse her really bad. He still does. I think Teeny is probably the prettiest girl in our school.
I went back to class and sat down and " listened " to my English teacher talk about essays. By the end of the day I came out of school without a complaint. Teeny and I walked home.
"Got the cigarettes? " she asked
"Yeah." I replied and handed her the pack.
She smiled and put the death stick to her red lips. She lit her cigarette and began smoking. I did the same. We walked to my house because Teeny hated hers.
When I walked in by aunt greeted Teeny and I. I gave her annoyed look and dragged Teeny upstairs into my room.We laid on my bed and talked shit about everyone in the school.
"Lilly?" She called out
"Yeah? " I answered
"What happened.... to your parents? " she asked slowly.
This question was bound to come along. I have to answer , she is my bestfriend.
"My dad died in a car accident when I was eleven. My mother is in jail." I answered. My father was drinking a lot that day. I remember. He was slurring on his words and he said he was just going out for a smoke. He went outside took the car downtown and drove the car straight off a bridge. My mother started doing bad things afterwards. She was involved in this big fraud with her work company. I live with my Aunt Callie who is an annoying fuck.
"Wow. I'm so sorry. " she said to me and rubbed by back
"Yeah it's cool. " I answered back.
I got over it a long time ago.
Or did I?
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