When y/n arrived through the grate, Marie was not happy as expected.
Marie: Where have you been? 4 is already in there! Get a move on!
y/n: Ok.
As soon as he got through the kettle leading to the area overlooking the fight, he saw 4 was doing just fine by himself, battling what looked to be a giant welded metal octagon that shot bread out of its sides like a toaster. 4 started talking through the comms.
4: n/n, it's weak spot is on the top, it's the large tentacle up there! can you see it?
0: Yes.
4: I'll distract it while you climb it, sound good?
0: Yes.
0 used the launch pad, which still surprisingly launched him all the way over to the boss area. 4 was distracting the mechanical abomination as he had promised, so it was easy for 0 to try to climb it, with what little ledges there were.
2: That sour loaf kneads to be punished. Go get em, 0.
Once at the top, he did his best to rip the tentacle apart. He surprised himself when the tentacle actually had a little split, and he tried to pull out whatever was inside that tentacle. The bread monster made an earsplitting screech, and unsurprisingly splatted after that, revealing a Zapfish.
Marie: I'm sure he wasn't bready for that.
0 to 4: Has she been saying bread puns the whole time?
4 to 0: Yes. I want death.
They talked to Marie through the comms while heading back to Octo Canyon.
Marie: Good work, Agent 4. I sure know how to pick 'em.
4: (yeah, right.)
0: (he did most of the work.)
Marie: Gotta hand it to the Octarians though. I didn't expect them to have fully operational Octobosses at their disposal. I think it's time to call in the big guns. Let's see here...
0: [So, I get to use a gun now?]
Marie: Sheldon! Can you hear me? Over!
Sheldon: I hear you loud and clear, Marie! Over! OH MAN THIS IS SO COOL! Ahem... Agent 4, 0, I'm Sheldon from Ammo Knights, the only weapon shop in Inkopolis with over 542 million years of trusted service...
0 and 4: [That can't be right.]
Sheldon: That's right-Stop by Ammo Knights in Inkopolis Square for all your weapon needs! Tell me Sheldon sent you! Marie told me everything! To think that my signature weapons can be of help to the New Squidbeak Splatoon! I'm honored!
Sheldon didn't stop talking.
Marie: Ok. Down, boy. I think they get the point. Let's get back to work. Stay fresh!
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0: Hey, Nate, I think you should do this without me. I could barely climb that thing.
4: Ok, I'll call you over when I need help.
Marie: How did you like my bread puns?
y/n: Don't you mean your bread buns? and also, they made me want to rye.
Nate: Not you too...
Marie and y/n shared a quick exhale (as that is what you do when you find something punny) as 4 went to the Ammo Knights Weapon Enhancifier.
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