MEME TIME...Cuz I have a mental breakdown after the exams...and my gay ass is not very productive...
Again HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! And I hope that y'all doing well! LGBT+ or str8 or cis...y'all deserve the best!
The queen: Be honest with me! Have you ever been with a man?
Merida: The only thing I've ever been with a man is annoyed.
Merida: *turning down all marriage proposals* I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual!
The queen: Darling, I need you to swear-
Merida: Fuck!
The queen: I meant, like, promise...
Utgert: Explain to me how (y/n) broke her leg.
Merida: We were running downhill and a deer jumped in front of us, so I yelled "(y/n), deer!"
Utgert: And?
(Y/n):...And I said "Yes, honey?"
(y/n): I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke!
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(Merida X female reader) Scottish Nymph
FanfictionTired of boring stories about a "perfect love" between a prince charming and a damsel in distress? What about a true feeling between a stubborn princess and a simple girl who prefers an ax to kitchen pots. The story also shows my thoughts about a he...
