Hermes POV
"Finally! After centuries i could lie down in a bed!" i said so happy that even if its just for a minute i could finally rest. The messenger of the gods have to take some break you know.
But just before i could lie down in my cozy bed Apollo entered my room stopping me midair from lying down. Just Great!
"You know some god here aren't exactly living the same lifestyle as you Apollo who only travels in the day not every time! And please your not the god of alarm clocks are you? I remember the time when-"
"I might be the god of alarm clocks at least i'm not the god of babbling mouths." he said with his Shakespeare accent and musical voice.
"Oh! Nice one your poems are starting to make sense." i said and clapped my hands.
"That's not what you call a poem." he said i could feel his annoyance rising.
"So it's a joke? Harharhar...?" i said with a pirate laugh trying to make him more annoyed.
The room's temp starts to rise which means i'm mission accomplish.
"Just... go you know what you need to do." he said trying to calm down.
"Yes, sir." i salute and opened a portal to teleport back to earth and do my , 'Mission'
*behind a bush*
I'm hiding behind a bush which is quite ridiculous if you know what i mean. Anyway i was waiting for the daughter of Zeus to come out. I understand she is pretty good looking but when i saw her in real life let's just say that she will beat Aphrodite in a beauty contest anytime.
"Ow." i said as i feel a little spark in my system probably from Aphrodite angry at me for the comment. "Sorry."
"Just go and stop staring at her." Aphrodite said in my head.
"All right, all right", i said as i stood up and started walking towards her, "Maybe you could do me a favor and make her like me? She is hot (no comment from the God of the sun and alarm clock)."
"Apollo is right you are the god of Babbling mouths."
"Well Apollo should be right he couldn't tell a lie after all which is such a shame-" i started to say but i shut my mouth for i heard Khinei mutter something about getting some help from Zeus.
Despite everything i smiled to myself for i'm here to give her help and maybe i could make her smile.
So i touched he shoulder she jumped up and almost fell if i hadn't caught her in the waist. I was instantly caught in her eyes but soon she broke out from my embrace (which is a shame) and said: "You're a god! Hermes?"
I smiled and said: "Yup! You're welcome."
She blushed which made her look cuter but Apollo hissed in my head which made me laugh.
"Is everything all right?" she asked.
"Well, for now, i'm just here to give you some advice on where to find Medusa's Lair, some tips to survive the future and more that is if you're going to be ... cooperative" i said.
