???: HA! You thought this will be the chapter where you find out the truth. But NO! You have to wait for that! HEY, Y/N COME HERE!
Y/n: What?
???: Look!
Y/n: What?
???: Look over there you twat!
Y/n: Ohh, Hi people! Are you enjoying the story so far? I hope you do.
???: Wait a minute, why is my name a bunch of question marks? But not yours?
Y/n: You can see your name?
???: Yeah, it's on your left.
Y/n: Ahh! My name is Y/n? What's with the 'Y' slash 'n'?
???: DUHH!! So people can put their own name or whatever they want.
Y/n: Why is your name question marks Jay?
???: That's what I asked. HEY AUTHOR!! PUT MY NAME YOU TWAT!!!
Y/n: He can't hear you Jay.
???: YES HE CAN! COME ON AUTHOR!!
Y/n: Maybe you should ask him nicely.
???: Alright. Mr Author-nim can you please put my name? Please~
Y/n: There, now you got it.
Jay: God I hate doing that. Screw you Author!
Y/n: You wanna know something ridiculous Jay?
Jay: Yeah, what?
Y/n: The author is actually talking to himself. Like what we just did, and also now.
Jay: Owh yeah, you're right. It's like something out of the Matrix.
Y/n: Anyway, how did you find this place?
Jay: I don't know, I was searching for a spare part for your broken bike inside a closet.
Y/n: What is this, Narnia shit?!
Jay: Don't ask me. How did YOU get here?
Y/n: You were calling me from your room, so I came.
Jay: This world's fucked up.
Y/n: Readers, you wanna see my baby? Here.
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Jay: I thought your babe is *BEEP*
Y/n: What the fuck Jay!! You just spoiled the story!!!
Jay: Relax man, Author-nim censored it. They knew anyway. Right readers *wink*
Jay: Did I just winked?
Y/n: Yup.
Jay: Fucking Author.
Y/n: So the baby you see up there is the one I used in this story. I called her Betty, sexy ain't it? That's also one of the Author's favourites. But Jay, HAS to ruin it.
Jay: I'm sorry, It wasn't on purpose.
Y/n: Jay, Who do you think I'll end up with?
Jay: Isn't that a spoiler?
Y/n: Technically yes, but no.
Jay: Umm... I think you'll end up with *BEEP*
Y/n: Why do you think that she's the one?
Jay: I dunno. I have this feeling.
Y/n: But anything can happen right? I can be with *BEEP* if Author-nim wants.
Jay: Yeah.
Y/n: Are we just going to chat around?
Jay: Yea Author, the readers are bored because of you. They don't want this kind of chapter, they want real ones.
Y/n: Let's just go. Bye readers!
Jay: Wait, let me change the title.
Y/n: Why?
Jay: Cause this chapter is boring.
Y/n: Do you have to put your name also?
Jay: Hey, at least they know who wrote it. I might also publish it right now.
Y/n: You said it's boring.
Jay: He's going to upload it anyway. Author-nim is weird you know.
Y/n: Why don't you put a picture on top of the title?
Jay: Oh right.
Y/n: Why a bird?
Jay: Cause it's me.
Y/n: Isn't that Mordecai?
Jay: Are you going to ask me all the questions you have? Or are we going out of this place?
Y/n: Hehehe, sorry. Let's go.
Jay: Goodbye readers! Love ya!
Y/n: Bye-bye! Don't mind Author-nim. See ya! Sorry for wasting your time. *Bows*
