Dean Winchester x Reader One Shots

Road Trip Antics

Dean was a little unsure if he wanted to bring you along with him and Sam. Shit he would have rather you stayed at the damn bunker with Cas, but you pitched a fit when he even suggested it. You had gone on many hunts with them before but this one you really wanted to go on. Dean hadn't the slightest idea as to why and honestly with the mood he had been in lately, he didn't want to find out. Oh but he was going to find out alright. He was going to be so annoyed with you by the time you were done with him.

Stepping out of the bunker, you carried your bag to Baby, tossing it on the far side of the backseat. You made sure that your phone was in your back pocket and charging cord was in the front seat. You had a plan and Dean was going to love it whether he didn't or not. You didn't care at this point.

Smiling to yourself, you approached the passenger side door, searching around for Dean or Sam. They were still inside. You slipped in, sitting down, setting up everything you needed. You plugged your charging cord into your battery pack, making sure that it was charged and ready for later. You tucked it under the seat. You checked your phone to see the percentage. It had a full battery, good.

Hearing the boys walk out, you hid your phone in your pocket again. You watched Dean come towards the car and then stop. "What are you doing babe?"

You must have still had a shit eating grin on your face. Shrugging your shoulders, you pretended you didn't know what he was talking about. "Nothing. Why do you ask?"

"'Cause every single time you ride in front, you try some kind of funny shit."

He wasn't wrong. You had been known to be a goofball at times and Dean loved it to a point. When he was in a bad mood, there was no cheering him up until he got over it himself. Today, he had been a little on edge, so this was the perfect opportunity to fuck with him. You could hardly wait to get started.

You smiled innocently at him. "I'm only excited to be going with you guys." You stepped out of the car, kissing Dean on the cheek. Sam chuckled, shaking his head. Dammit, he knew exactly what you were pulling. Dean didn't notice a damn thing as he kissed you on the lips. "I aim to please sweetheart," he said, placing a kiss on your cheek. You bounced with happiness, then crawled into the front seat, shutting the door behind you.

Sam got in on Dean's side, scooting himself into the seat. He poked his head through the middle, looking at you. You met his eyes. "Don't Sam."

He smiled. "You're gonna mess with him aren't you?"

Looking back, you saw that Dean was busy with something in the trunk. You faced Sam again. "Yes. Now, would you please keep it to yourself? This is a very touchy thing with Dean and I wanna try to make the most of it before he tosses my phone out of the window like last time."

Sam almost choked on his water that he had been drinking. He coughed a bit, covering his mouth. Finally, he cleared his throat. "He tossed your last phone out of the window?"

Why did that shock him? He knew how Dean was when he was annoyed or pisst off.

"What did you do?"

Folding your hands in your lap, you told Sam. "I may have tried to video him while he was driving...and I took way too many snaps of him...and posted them for everyone to see."

"Is that what you have planned this time around?"

Putting your finger to your lips, you shushed him. "Shhh. If Dean heard, he would tell me to stay home and there's no damn way I'm doing that."

"But...he's in a pretty pissy mood today."

"I know, it's the best time to fuck with him," you winked.