Benjamin Wishes He Was British

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Benjamin: This stinks!

Me: What does?

Benjamin: I'm tired of being black! I want to be British!

Melissahoel1: No, you can't be British, Benjamin! You gotta accept yourself for what you are!

Me: Exactly! I'm proud of being black! And, you should as well!

Kyle: Yeah, dude! I'm proud of being white!

Benjamin: I want to be a British guy!

Melissahoel1: You twit! You don't even have a British accent!

Andrea: Dude, you can't change your nationality! It doesn't work like that!

Kayla: What's wrong with being black, Benjamin?

Benjamin: Nothing, I am starting to grow tired of being a black guy, that's all!

Melissahoel1: How can you grow tired of that?! You exasperate me, Benjamin! Sometimes, I just don't understand you at all!

Benjamin: I wish I was British! I want to be from the UK!

ThrseHoel: *facepalm* Moron!


This story was written on Saturday, September 19th, 2020. (Rosh Hashanna)

A/N Benjamin is not gonna be British! He needs to accept being black! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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