Benjamin Chugging Root Beer

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Benjamin: *chugging root beer*

All Of Us: *watching him*

Benjamin: *finishes chugging* Well?

NicoleTrent: That was so dumb!

Me: I agree!

NicoleTrent: If you were trying to impress me, you have failed!

FALCON_FURY: What the heck was that? Show off!

hopeslastdrop: A complete buffoon of a clown! You're an embarrassment! *grabs Benjamin, puts him in the casket, slams it shut, and sits on it*

Benjamin: *from inside the casket* Just because I was chugging root beer, doesn't mean you could put me in this casket!!! Let me out! Caskets are for dead people! I'm still alive, you moron!

hopeslastdrop: *ignores Benjamin and paints her fingernails blue*


This story was written on Thursday, October 1st, 2020.

A/N Benjamin is a complete buffoon of a clown, trying to impress us with chugging root beer! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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