Okay I know my editing skills are half ass but don't judge. Here's a part 2. Tell me if you guys want to me to continue doing this. Also I forgot to mention Ben and Rey have a child.
Rey
Ben
Finn
Poe
Zorii
Holdo
Leia
Lando
Tendra
Bens POV
"I mean, that's the gist of it. But, you know. Anyway. How you doing, Uncle Lando?" Finn asks
"This is Tendra" Uncle Lando says
"Hi, Everyone" Tendra says
"By the way, we're sleeping together" Uncle Lando says and I just put on a big smile but don't show my teeth.
"Mazel" Finn says
"Ha-ha-ha" tendra laughs
"Mom. Why is Poe allowed to miss this?" Finn asks mom and I continue listening to Uncle Lando.
"Tendra is a nurse" Uncle Lando continues
"Retired" tendra corrects
"He had a call" mom says
"she still wears her uniform sometimes,
if you take my meaning." Uncle Lando says and looks at the both of us
"Dear, I think the baby is waking up" My mom says to Rey. I look at her and she has a confused expression on her face.
"The baby's in the kitchen with Holdo" Rey says and I go back in my seat but still look at Rey
"Then who am I hearing?"mom asks and we turn to look at the baby monitor
"Oh!" You hear through the baby monitor
"Are you hard? Are you hard?" You can hear Zorii say through the monitor
"Jesus Christ, Zorii" Poe says through the monitor as well
"Put it in me" Zorii says
"Oh crap I left the baby monitor on upstairs" Rey says shocked
"I'll get it" I say while getting up bringing my coffee with me
"There you go. Sorry about that, everyone" Finn says and I put my coffee down on the table
"Put your dick in me" Zorii says breathlessly through the monitor
"Where was it before" I say while holding the monitor looking around
"Oh, do it. Do it, Poe" Zorii begs
"Turn it off" Rey whispers to me from her seat
"Turn it up?" I say even though I heard her correctly
"Stop talking, sweetie" Poe says to Zorii
"Turn it up" I say and turn up the volume. This by now has caught everyone's attention.
"It feels so good" Zorii basically moans
"Stop talking" Poe says again to Zorii again
"Come on, people. It's just sex" my mom says to everyone but they still have a weirded out face
"Sweetie"
"What?"
"Shut up" Poe puts out
"Okay"
"He just told her to shut up" I laugh hysterically
"Okay, he's slowing down" my mom says to us
"No this is good he's too fast anyways" my mom adds
"It's the circle of life, everybody- Let's go Solo's" Finn roots punching his fist in the air
"Yes. I can feel you. I can feel it.
Yes. You're so hard." Zorii moans
"Come! Come now! Coming! Come!" Zorii moans again
"Ha-ha-ha" I laugh and look up at the ceiling knowing that their room is above where I'm standing. Holdo then came in to the living room and snatched the monitor. She kept punching the buttons and unplugged the cord.
"Holdo, thank you" Finn says gesturing his hand towards Holdo
"There we go. There we go. Oh, do it" You can hear Zorii moan through the monitor and I begin to snigger and look up at the ceiling again
"It has a back up battery" Rey says awkwardly
"Put a baby in me, Poe" Zorii says
"That's a nice feature" I say while Holdo tries to find the back up battery opening.
"Shove a baby up there! Shove a bab—!" Zorii says but gets cut off when Holdo took out the back up battery
"Oh" I say
"What is wrong with you?" Holdo asks me and I just smile
"I'm ashamed" I say trying to hold in my laugh
"Save money everybody. Free of charge. Enjoy" Finn says to everybody.
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