Reylo OneShots

Way to complicated

I thought this would be funny since I found it on my YouTube recommendation list lmao. Hope you enjoy. The movie I got it from was Movie 43

❗️TW: BLOOD/PERIOD INVOLVEMENT❗️

"you have a bathroom?" Rey asked after feeling the need to use it. She stood up and faced Poe who was still sitting down on the couch.

"Totally its right back there" Poe pointed towards the bathroom that was just down the hall from the living room. Rey turned back around and began to walk down the hall towards the bathroom feeling an uncomfortable feeling. Poe looked down beside him to see a red mark stained in the couch. Curiously he leaned forwards and touched it to examine it. He took a tiny swipe to see what it was and smelled it. He didn't smell anything so he put his face down and smelled the red mark stain.

"Yuck" Poe whispered after smelling the weird thing that was stuck on the couch.

"Poe... uhh" Rey nervously spoke while walking weirdly with her hands behind her back.

"Poe... I-" Rey began but Poe cut her off.

"Ben spilled fruit punch on the couch, there's a big red stain" Poe said in annoyance while trying to get the stain off.

"I- I need to go... umm... yeah I'll just watch from back here..." Rey stuttered and dragged her body against the cabinet beside her to avoid Poe from noticing that she also had a stain on her pants.

"That's cool I like standing" Poe said casually and smiled lightly at her not noticing there was blood from where Rey dragged herself from on the cabinet. Ben walked and quickly noticed Reys stained pants.

"There's blood! Oh my god!" Ben pointed out at Rey as Poe got up in confusion.

"Oh my god!" Rey said in panic not knowing why there was blood bleeding out of her. Poe, Ben, and Rey were freaking out not knowing what to do.

"Oh my god! I think s-she sat on a nail or something!" Poe exclaimed in a panicked tone and looked as if he were about to cry.

"She's on her period!" Ben explained using his hands as a gesture to explain.

"Oh my god" Poe's voice quivered in horror not knowing what it was.

"W-what do I do?!" Rey yelled at Ben for an answer

"You don't know what to do?! You never had your period before?!" Bens voice cracked in disbelief.

"No I haven't!" Rey said angrily with a hint of sass behind it.

"Oh my god Ben! She's already lost a lot of blood!" Poe yelled terrified looking at Ben for guidance on the situation.

"Okay! Um you know what my mom has gotta have some tampons around here somewhere right?!" Ben asked mainly himself while checking the cabinets for any sign of tampons.

"Oh my god this is not happening" Rey denied what she was hearing knowing it was true.

"Fuck you are way skinnier than my mom, there is no way they are going to fix you!" Ben yelled again and continued his search

"Look I'm just going to walk home!" Rey spoke up and began to move.

"No no no you can't walk home in your condition silly! Ben hurry!!" Poe hurried Ben who was clearly stressed.

"There's just plastic bags I don't know what the fuck you want me to do!!" Ben yelled at Poe

"Really?" Han walked in unknown about the situation

"Han help us!" Poe yelled out at Han. Han ignored Poe and turned his way towards Rey who was standing around awkwardly.

"Pardon me. I am Bens father" Han said placing his hand out in front for a simple hand shake.

"Hi" Rey said awkwardly

"Well we are just gonna have to plug it up! I found this! This! Huh?!" Ben said in worry pulling up a sink stopper that makes water stop flowing into the drain and wrapped up plastic bags.

"Alright what's going on here?" Han asked at the weird behavior

"W-wha" Poe sighed not making a word.

"Uhh Rey is on her period for the first time and she's bleeding everywhere" Ben explained

"Ugh disgusting..." Han said and turned back towards Rey "I mean congratulations"

"Congratulations?! She's bleeding to death!" Poe screamed

"Oh my god my stomach hurts" Rey groaned holding her stomach

"She's having Contractions!!" Poe yelled and ran over to the phone almost knocking the chair he was sitting on down. Poe grabbed the phone and dropped it.

"Oh- oh no" Poe said and pushed the couch to get the phone

"Uhm uhm" Ben researched the cabinets he already checked for anything.

"Hello?! 911?! Yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina!" Poe yelled at the phone

"Poe. Poe listen." Han calmly said

"Why are you laughing at me?!" Poe asked in a worried but confused tone while almost screaming.

"I-it's the lining of reys.... internal organs spilling out of her" Han explained

"Oh my god" Poe gasped in disbelief and looked at Rey in worry.

"Look I'm not dying!" Rey told Poe with a hint of annoyance

"I got frozen peas and a sponge!" Ben showcased them in the air.

"If you want to keep the lighting intact... a man has to have his erect Phalic into her vagina" Han explained

"A what?" Poe asked confused

"You know what?! I got the perfect thing!" Ben yelled and ran to the other room while Rey rolled her eyes

"A maxi pad on a stick" Ben said and pulled out a maxi pad with a stick stuck to it.

"Oh my god I want to kill myself" Rey said running her hands through her hair. A few moments later Hans friend Chewbacca came in. They argued about Reys period and on what to do and Rey rolled her eyes.

"Everybody just shut up! I'm just a regular girl in 7th grade who is on her period and it really sucks that I have to be in front of you idiots" Rey argued and everybody went quiet.

"Honey go start the car!" Chewie yelled at Maz while running out the door.

"Vagina is WAY to complicated!" Poe said as if he figured out something.

"Yeah no shit" Ben sighed