a/n: did i use a tik tok audio to script this? the world may never know...
WARNINGS: language teehee
Finn
I'm texting Y/n
I'm gonna ask her to dinner
how should I text it?
"let's get dinner" or "do you wanna get dinner?"
Jack
go with "let's get dinner"
so you're like assertive and confident
Finn
For sure
Chosen
Actually no now you sound a little aggressive
Cuz you don't wanna be the guy that's like
"LET'S GET DINNER" like you're some
sort of caveman
Sophia
you're supposed to ask her to dinner not tell
her
Jaeden
just say "do you wanna get dinner?"
Finn
perfect
Jack
actually wait now you sound kind of like a pussy
Finn
this is TOUGH
Sophia
the last thing you want is to be the over
masculine guy like "LETS GET DINNER!
I'M THE BREAD WINNER BITCH!"
Jack
but women also love assertiveness
Jaeden
say "dinner would be something that i would
enjoy taking you on if you were also interested
in attending the meal"
Jack
the more words the better
Chosen
no wait say "I would like nothing more than to
take you to the finest restaurant in town for a
lovely meal we call dinner"
Finn
Should I send that in a voice memo?
Wyatt
FUCK THAT
say "dinner tonight"
7pm
take it or leave it
you bitch!
cuz she's playing games now
Sophia
sign it
seal it
deliver it
Jack
idk why girls are so difficult all the time
Finn
...
i'm not gonna say that
Jaeden
definitely don't say that
Y/n
we're not difficult men are just stupid
Jack
OHHH SHIT
Wyatt
I-
Sophia
it's the not knowing she's in the group chat
for me
Finn
...
Y/n
but i'd love to go to dinner Finn
6pm sharp
pick me up
we're going to chuck e cheese
and i'm winning a grand prize
Chosen
Yeah good luck with that Finn
Jack
those animatronics don't scare you ??!??
Sophia
they stare into my soul
Jaeden
pretty sure one harvested my kidney before
Wyatt
wtf is wrong with you guys
i'm out
Wyatt has left the chat
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Fanficmostly fem reader :P most of this is cringey pls forgive me 🙏
