It Imagines/Preferences (+ cast!)

Prompts!

Hey y'all! This is just one of those numbered dialogue lists where you can request a fic with as many as you'd like! I probably explained that horribly but you get the gist lmao. I'll most likely add more later!!

1. "I'm too sober for this."
2. "You're seriously like a man-child."
3. "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"
4. "The ladies love a guy whose good with kids."
5. "I lost our child."
6. "You're so cute when you're tired."
7. "You're getting crumbs all over my bed."
8. "You're literally Satan."
9. "I don't want to hear your excuse. You can't just give me wet-willies."
10. "Did you just hiss at me?"
11. "The diamond in your engagement ring is fake."
12. "Why can't you appreciate my sense of humor?"
13. "The kids, they ambushed me."
14. "Sorry isn't going to help you when I kick your ass!"
15. "It was a joke baby I SWEAR."
16. "Safety first? What are you? Five?"
17. "Do you think I'm scared of girls?"
18. "I could punch you right now."
19. "Welcome back! Now f***ing help me."
20. "If you can't sleep...can we have sex?"
21. "Flea markets don't sell fleas...you know that right?"
22. "Here, take my blanket."
23. "I don't want you to stop."
24. "How could I ever forget you?"
25. "You're bleeding all over my carpet."
26. "I hope I'm never stuck with you in a deserted island."
27. "Does he know about the baby?"
28. "Show me what's behind your back."
29. "You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich."
30. "It doesn't fit..."
31. "What are you doing in my doorstep at 2am?"
32. "Have you ever kissed someone before?"
33. "May I kiss you?"
34. "You're not even heavy, I've got you, love."
35. "Sometimes I wonder if you even like me...it sure feels like you hate me sometimes."
36. "You really thought I was dead?"
37. "You never told me your friend is cute! Now what am I gonna do??"
38. "You don't know what you do to me, do you?"
39. "I want to feel like this forever."
40. "God, you are so f***ing cute."
41. "I love you, but I need you to go away because you're really distracting and I HAVE to pass this test tomorrow."
42. "I can't talk to cute people, okay? I don't know how to flirt!"
43. "Can anyone else hear those Jumanji like drums? Or is it just me?"
44. "God, I love your face."
45. "Please stop rolling your shirt sleeves up, its terribly distracting."
46. "I can finally understand why you call them your arch nemesis. What. A. Dick."
47. "Poetry isn't supposed to be good, it's supposed to make you feel things!"
48. "Could you come get me?"
49. "I apologize sincerely if my attractive face has kept you awake all night."
50. "We look like idiots." "Yeah but we're fancy idiots!"
51. "What did you wish for?"
52. "Hey, I have to ask you a question. Will you be my valentine?" "We're married..."
53. "Why haven't you kissed me yet?"
54. "I can't think straight around you."
55. "Can I hug you?"
56. "I know I've kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please."
57. "We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."
58. "You're beautiful, you know that?"
59. "Let's just stay in bed."
60. "Are you wearing my shirt?"