It Imagines/Preferences (+ cast!)

Them as things i've said pt. 2 🤡

a/n: what more can i say other than CRACK

WARNINGS: cursing

RICHIE:
• "Can I know why David Bowie is a snack?"
• "Lillie please go to bed i'm begging you-"
• "A solid caramel sundae...with rainbow sprinkles."

late night convo with my sis pftt

BILL:
• "If you don't shut,, your god damn MOUTH I will unplug the wifi router. Have fun trying to play fortnite you little fucker."

my brother wouldn't stop screaming about fortnite so i handled it like a civilized person

STAN:
• "Are you okay, Lillie?"
• "I'm as right as a california dill pickle left out in the sun after a bar mitzvah."
• "That literally made no sense."

my mom questioned my sanity after reading a skit I wrote :,) love you mom

MIKE:
• "How DARE you assume that I won't hug the shit out of you."

my friend was upset and asked for a hug,, thinking I wouldn't want to give them one,, smh what a fool

BEN:
• "What does baby mean and why is everyone calling me that-"

my friend called me baby and refused to tell me what it was for a while until i figured it out through research

god i hate myself

BEV:
• "I don't like girls."
• *sees pic of Winona Ryder*
• "I like one girl."

what can I say....

i have taste