Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ I CANNOT BE BESTED! THIS IS MY REALM! ❤

A/N: I totally forgot about this until 21:00 so I'm starting this now. If this is shitty, my apologies. Anyway, time to get going on this shitshow! Another snowed in fic, and this time the Bakusquad + Shinsou + Camie live in the same house. Heavily based off of Achievement Hunter's first playthrough of The Red Dragon Inn.

Bakugou's POV

"Alright, here's the rules," Sero said. "Actually, wait, can I nerd out for a bit while I explain the rules?"

"Have we ever told you no?" Mina asked.

"No,"

"Go off, dude!" Camie grinned.

"After a bout of adventuring, the Bakusquad has retired to the bar to drink amd gamble away their gold. Each player starts with a character deck, one of these nice little sheets, one card from the drink deck in their drinking pile, ten gold, and then two of these little beads. One on 20, which represents your fortitude, and one on 0, which represents your alcohol content," Sero explained. "Before I continue, would anyone like a clarification?"

After a few beats of silemce, he continued.

"You also start bu drawing seven card from your character deck, amd then ya get goin'. Your turn is effectively split up into four actions: the first thing you do is look through your hand. If there's amy card you don't wanna use, you go ahead and discard them now, then draw yourself back up to seven. If you have a card that says 'action' on them, you can play one per turn. You lay it down, follow the effects on the card, after you order a drink for one of your fellow adventurers, take a card from the drink deck, and get them drunk. Then you have a drink, move the bead as needed. That's the end of your turn. Questions so far?"

"Can you get sober?"

"Yes! There are a few cards that will get you sober, and you can move your alcohol content bead backward," Sero clarified. "There are sometimes cards, and anytime cards. Anytime cards are self-explanatory. Sometimes cards are whenever the card says you can play it. You wanna be the last person standing. Way to get other knocked out it to have their beads meet on their sheet, or have them go broke,"

"Whaddya mean meet?" I asked.

Sero continued with the rules.

"Now, we've gotta assign characters,"

"I'll take Gerki the Sneak," Kirishima said.

"Ooh! I wanna take Fiona the Volatile!" Mina grinned.

"I'll take Zot the Wizard, and my bro Pookie,"

"Deidre the Priestess is fucking mine," Shinsou hissed.

"We also have designated drinkers! Kaminari is drinking for Shinsou, Camie is drinking for Mina, and I'm drinking for Bakugou and Kiri," Sero said.

"Start up, Kiri!"

"You want me to Gerk? I'm gonna... I'm not gonna discard anything because fuck you. I'll play the anytime card, and make Bakugou pay me one gold!" Kirishima said.

Little did all of us know, that fucking character was going to ruin us.

"Ah, you bastard! Fine, you take that gold, and give it to the inn. Bitch,"

"I shall order a drink for Fiona," Kirishima said in a dumb voice. "And I shall drink... fucking dirty dish water,"

"I will discard these two cards and draw two more!" Mina grinned.

"Slut," Shinsou coughed under his breath.

"YOU ARE A PRIEST!"

"CASTING OFF YOUR CARDS LIKE SO MANY WHORE CLOTHES!"