Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Bro Time ❤

A/N: Third year shenanigans! Uh, the boys are being dumb. And there's Minecraft stuffs in here. Kaminari also is there. For a solid amount of it too. So strap in, put on your big person pants, and off we go.

Bakugou's POV

"Fuck!"

"Stop squirming, Ei,"

"S-sorry," Eijirou huffed, face bright pink. "Will you hurry up?"

"Relax, baby," I pressed a kiss to his neck. "So damn needy,"

"Only for you. Now hurry up! Please!"

Right when we were about to get to the good part, a knock landed on our door.

"Wh-who is it?" Eijirou asked, trying to keep his voice from breaking.

"Hey, Kiri," Dunce Face's voice came through the opening door.

FUCK.

"I know it's late, but I really need to talk--" he paused, turning the lights on.

I had my arm around Ei's torso, and neither of us were dressed. Get the picture?

Denki blinked before screaming.

"KIRI NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Denki," Eijirou sighed.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dunce Face was still screaming. "OH! OH NO!"

He sat down in my desk chair, hands over his face.

"YOU! HIM! HERE! OH... I NEED A MOMENT!" Dunce Face yelled before stiffening.

"I'm an adult... I can handle this... I'm okay," I could barely hear him.

I shrugged, cupping Eijirou's face and bringing him into a kiss.

"KIRI NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I pulled back from the kiss with a scowl, glaring at Dunce Face.

"DUNCE FACE, WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN?!"

Dunce Face turned to me, angry as shit.

"I'M NOT READY TO TALK TO YOU YET, YOUNG MAN!"

"What happened, I heard screaming?"

Mina and Sero ran in, making me groan.

"Motherfucker," I hissed under my breath.

"What's going on?!" Tsu and Jirou came in.

Eijirou was bright red, stuffing his face into my arm to hide himself.

"Ew," Jirou sighed, walking off.

"Heeeyyy!" Mina grinned.

"That's it! Everybody out! Everybody out now, c'mon!" Dunce Face said, much calmer than before.

Once everyone was out, he turned to Eijirou and I again.

"Okay, Kiri, I just wanna say, that I am hurt," Dunce Face began. "We were supposed to fight the ender dragon today, not do... whatever... OH GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL IMAGE!"

And with that, he left.

I sighed.

"So, are we gonna finish up?" I asked. "Or are you practically Quirkless down there from the shit that went down?"

"We'll continue later. Not that I don't wanna finish, but I owe it to Denki,"

I groaned in annoyance as Eijirou stood up, grabbing some pants.

"You can come with us! C'mon, it'll be fun!"

Rolling my eyes, I reluctantly put on a shirt and stole some of his sweats.