Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Trees ❤

A/N: First of all, Merry Christmas Eve! Second of all, this is late-ish, I know. But I've been busy reading Blue Lock, so I've been distracted by that. By the way, who the fuck allowed Kunigami to be such a thirst trap? Like, deadass, I showed my buddy -Violet_Fandom- a picture of him, and her response... I kid you not... was

"Yeah, I'd let him rail me,"

Anyway, have a short little crack fic of the lads (as werewolves to shake it up) decorating it a tree!

Kirishima's POV

"WHY DID WE WAIT UNTIL FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVE TO GET A GOD DAMN TREE?!" my boyfriend shouted at the top of my lungs.

"Oi, don't yell, pup," I said, placing a hand on his head. "I had Mina go get us one,"

"You let an imp get our fucking Christmas tree?!"

"I let an imp get our Christmas tree, yes," I confirmed.

"Whatever, let's just go!"

"No need to go anywhere!"

Mina popped out from behind a tree, tugging a tree along with her.

"Here's your tree, you lovely lads!"

"Thanks, Mimi!" I grinned.

"No problem!"

Katsuki and I grabbed different ends of the tree, lifted it up, and we brought it back to our little cabin.

So... maybe we're living the lives of many cottagecore lesbians, but that ain't my business, now is it?

"We got a tree skirt around the hole in the floor?" he asked me.

"Yes we do!" I beamed.

Katsuki and I brought the tree in, stuffing it into the hole we have in the floor.

"Alright, is it in?"

"I think so?" Katsuki mumbled, lightly jostling the tree. "Be careful with it,"

"Okay!"

***

"So... where are the ornaments?" I asked as Katsuki dug into the closet, the only thing stick out was his waving tail.

"One has a fucking bite taken out of it," Katsuki said, pulling out an orb that would've been complete.

I gulped.

"Rourou, did you take a bite out of this--" "I WAS IN RUT, OKAY! LEAVE ME BE!" I shouted, covering my face with my hands.

"Hah?"

"I didn't wanna mark you, so I bit the closest thing,"

"You bit an ornament?!"

"I WAS DUMB HORNY, LEAVE ME BE! I WAS BUSY BEING A WHORE!"

"You're my little whore, though," Katsuki hugged me, kissing my temple.

"Bold words coming from a fucking omega," I growled.

"Shush. You'll shove yourself into a rut," Katsuki said, pressing a kiss to my forehead.

"Kiss me,"

"Why should I?"

"Because you love me? And you wanna kiss your alpha?"

"Maybe I don't, you don't know that,"

I pouted, giving him puppy eyes.

"Stahp,"

"Not 'til you kiss me,"

"So needy,"

Katsuki pressed a peck to my lips before pulling away.

Instead of properly decorating the tree like normal people, we just spooned.

And when we stood up to start decorating, we were still spooning.

"Eijirou,"

"Yes?"

"I just like saying your name,"

"Katsuki,"

"Eijirou,"

"Katsuki,"

"Eijirou,"

"Katsuki,"

"Can I kiss you?"

"Yes,"

Another short sweet kiss was shared between the two of us, his fingers lightly rubbing patterns in my face.

"I love you," he murmured.

"I love you too,"

We kept trading I love you's, just laying down under the undecorated tree. My head was on his chest, one of my arms messily slung over his stomach. Katsuki's arm wrapped around me, holding me closer.

After a tad, we readjusted, our arms wrapped around each other. I started laying peck after peck on his face, giving him kisses everywhere.

"Nuuuuu, Rourou,"

"You okay, pup?"

"Stahhhhp,"

"No,"

I pressed a kiss on his nose, only for it to scrunch up.

"Mmnh!" he whined.

"Fuckin' cutie,"

"No you,"

"No you, my little bitch baby,"

Katsuki recreated this face:

>:o

"Rude,"

"Sorry,"

"So mean,"

"I'm sorry, baby!"

"Mm... kiss me and maybe I'll forgive you,"

I wasn't gonna turn down another kiss, was I?

A/N: Short, fluffy crack. Sorry, this may be shitty since it's the day before a holiday. And if tomorrow's is bad too, then I'm super duper sorry. I hope you enjoyed! Stay safe and healthy! - Septic / Spark