Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Ugly Sweaters ❤

A/N: You know what, I've gotten a dumb idea. So... you wanna see what I've got in store for y'all today? Bitch, I got the goods. I got that good shit. So, here. Have a fantasy AU. Not based off the ending. That'll come later. I wanna do that later. With that, here we go!

Kirishima's POV

"FUUUCK THAT!"

I sighed, closing my book as I look at who entered my shop so aggressively, but I didn't even have to.

"Katsuki, if you lead even a single Lizalfos to my shop, you're dead,"

"What about a Lynel?"

"You're even more dead,"

"Shit,"

The ash blond was covered in bruises and gashes.

"Sit down," I sighed, grabbing a bottle from a shelf.

I opened the door of my shop and tossed the bottle out, quickly shutting the door before the bottle exploded.

"Was that an explosive potion?" Katsuki asked.

"Molotov,"

"Oh,"

Going back behind my counter and adjusting my glasses, I sighed.

"What potions do you need from me?"

"Mighty Elixir, Energizing Elixir, and... a..." Katsuki trailed off into a mumblr.

"Might, Energizing, and what?"

"... a... love thing,"

Katsuki scowled at the floor, face a bright pink.

"A love potion?"

"YES! SHUT UP!"

I giggled at the ash blond.

"Who is it for, anyway?" I asked.

"Uh... no one you know,"

"Ah, okay then," I snickered, attempting to hide my disappointment. "Just know it doesn't work on people who are already in love with you,"

"They probably aren't anyway,"

I gave him a look, to which he scoffed.

"Look, I brought the monster parts I had for you to make the first two," he hissed, changing the subject.

"So you have a bokoblin horn and a moblin horn for me?"

"Yeah,"

The two horns in question were placed on my countertop.

"Alright. Allow me to get started on these, and then we can talk about your love potion, okay?"

"SHUT UP!"

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"Here you go! These two will be fifty rupees,"

Katsuki handed me a sack of rupees and I placed them behind the counter.

"Now, this love potion... I'm assuming it's for one person?"

He nodded.

"Okay. Do you want it to be given discretely?"

Another nod after a moment of hesitation.

"Alright. So, what I'll need from you is to stay here for the night,"