Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Get In Yo Cage ❤

A/N: So, I'm fucking addicted to memes. It's bad. So, the video is a good, holy meme I like. This'll be short and fluffy. And guess what! New POV! Yay!

Bakugou's POV

When Heights Alliance was built, no pets were allowed. But then Principal Nezu basically said "Fuck it, Chief, make this it." And that's what happened. So now, pets are allowed. 

I personally think they should've made pets allowed in the first place. I mean, how the hell else would Bird Brain be allowed in the fucking building?

Whatever. So, when Shitty Hair got the news that animals were allowed, he dragged me over to the pet store to get some sort of pet. So what he ended up getting was a black lab, a golden retriever, some fucking dog called a yorkipoo, and some fucking bird.

I don't know why the fuck they'd call it that, but I gave up any and every language three years ago. That's why I only speak to people in grunts, growls, etc.

He named the golden retriever Iwa, the black lab Poppu, the yorkipoo Fuan and the bird Tsuki.

I ended up getting three piranhas. One named Lord, one named Explosion and one named Murder.

Fuck you, I name them what I want. They're my pets. I don't give a fuck if you're judging me or not. You all suck.

(A/N: I love y'all!)

Shitty Hair had asked me to study with him in his dorm, so I was sorta obligated to go. 'Cause if he leaves... then it'll be way shittier here without him. 

So, after all of our classes, I went back to my dorm to collect all the books and shit I'd need for studying. I let Shitty Hair copy my notes from time to time since he either uses minimal effort to take the notes or forgets entirely. Fucking dumbass.

I fed the three piranhas some worms and insects before taking stonks of the books I needed to bring over.

Oh, shit. Dunce Face and Co. are plauging me.

I left my dorm and knocked on the door before realizing he left it unlocked. I sighed, facepalmed and opened the door.

"Shitty Hair, you really gotta--" "Get it the cage, Iwa!" I heard Hair for Brains say in his happy tone of voice.

"Get in the cage, alright dogs, get in that fucking cage." he said, digging his hand into a jar of dog treats and pulling a few out. In front of him, the dogs got into the cage, Iwa being the first one in. 

"Dog cage time, ay. Dog get a treat," Kirishima paused his little rap to close and lock the cage and put two treats in Iwa's cage. "Dog get a treat."

"Black dog get a treat. Black dog get a treat." Kirishima said, trying to usher Fuan and Poppu into their cages. Tsuki was flying around a bit, and Kiri seemed to try and get the bird onto his hand so he could carry it to it's cage.

"Pickin' the bird on your hand," Tsuki just flew away from him. Kiri just shrugged. "The bird runnin', she da man."

Kirishima swirled around and looked at the dog cages. "Dogs, get in the cage.

"You in yo cage." he said to Fuan when the scrawny dog entered the cage, dropping two treats into the cage, closing it and locking it.

"Iwa's in his cage, ay." He said, more taking stock of the dogs he had in their respective cages.

He then turned over to Poppu, who was half out if it's cage, looking ready to leave.

"Poppu, where you goin'? Get the hell in yo cage, ay." Kirishima said, pointing to the cage. "Go in yo cage."

Poppu got into its cage and sat down, waiting for Kirishima to throw him the treat.

"Thanks, Poppu." Kirishima said, fulfilling the dog's wishes as he closed and locked up the cage. "All the dogs in they cage."

Kiri walked over to another area of the room that I couldn't see from the door. I could still hear him clear as day though.

"One person left. She the worst one. She always tryna run." Kiri said, the grin obvious in his voice. "Oh my goodness. Get in yo cage. Get in yo cage."

I had no idea this was possible, but it sounded like Kiri's signature grin got bigger.

"Get in yo cage, ay. Get in yo cage. Get in yo cage." Kirishima walked back into my view, his smile bright than one trillion suns.

He was beaming at Tsuki, who was bobbing up and down to Kirishima's little rap.

I felt an odd twitch in my face as I watched this happen. Who the hell cares?

"Get in yo cage. Do the cage dance." Kirishima said as he put the bobbing Tsuki in it's cage. He turned around, still rapping.

"Do the c-- KATSUKI!" Kirishima gasped before slamming his hands over his mouth. His face flushed bright red, almost rivaling the rest of his head.

"What the hell was that?" I asked, ignoring the wild thumping in my chest.

He called me by first name.

"I, uh... I do that for my animals before you come here for the study session." Kirishima said, covering his face.

I walked over to him and put a finger under his chin, tipping his head up toward my face.

I'm only a centimeter shorter than him, but nonetheless.

"Where's the bright grin you had a few seconds ago?" I asked, frowning.

Kirishima stammered pointlessly for a few seconds before I moved closer. That shut him up damn quick.

And, by that, I mean he fucking went jello knees on me and fell over.

On top of me.

And our faces were already pretty close, so it started with a sort of soft kiss and ended with his shark teeth scratching up my lips and tongue.

"HOLY SHIT, BAKUGOU! I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN T--" "Can it, Kirishima." I said, causing Kirishima to shut up.

"Chill. We can talk more about this and then study, yeah?" I offered, giving him an unnatural smile.

Very foreign thing to my face.

Kirishima just nodded, giving a small yet mighty smile.

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Very short, I know. But, short and sweet, right? Please request and I'll see y'all in the next one! -Septic