Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Eat Shit and Die (Pt. 3) ❤

A/N: A third part was requested by Lonely_MochiTea. So here. I sincerely apologize, because I wasn't expecting a second part, let alone a third, so I had no idea what to do with this one. It's really terrible so far, and if it's really short, I'm really sorry. With that quick warning, let's go.

Bakugou's POV (shocker to absolutely fucking none)

I could've been in one of the waiting rooms training, but no.

Nope.

Instead, I decided to go visit Kirishima after I rocked his shit.

(A/N: Heh... rocked his shit. Dumb rock puns are dumb.)

So, I walked at a somewhat brisk pace down the hall until I got to Chiyo-san's temporary office. 

I stepped inside to see Kirishima sitting on his bed, talking with Chiyo-san.

His attention turned to me, and his eyes widened.

He actually smiled too.

...

Wait, why the hell is someone smiling at me?

Especially after I totally beat his ass?

What?

Who is this redheaded demon?

"Hey, Bakugou! Nice job on making it to the semi-finals, man!" 

"Tch, yeah, whatever," I mumbled, shoving my hands in my pockets and looking away from the dumb motherfucker. "You alright?"

"Hm, pardon?"

"I asked if you were alright, dumbass!" I hissed.

"Hold on," Kirishima stood up slowly, holding his head for a second before straightening. "Did I hit my head that hard, or did the Katsuki Bakugou just ask if I was okay?"

"How fucking dense are you, dumbass?" I scoffed.

"I heard ya right then?"

"Yes! Now answer the damn question before bash your fucking skull in,"

"I'm fine, I'm fine!" Kirishima said, laughing.

Whenever he smiled or laugh, it was always strong enough to make his eyes close a bit, and it lit up his whole face too.

His smile was really cute.

...

Uhm.

You heard fucking nothing.

Got it?

"I'm just surprised that you came to visit me in the infirmary like you said you would,"

"Wait, what? I didn't say that out loud!"

I specifically remmeber thinking about it.

However, I specifically do not, and I can't stress this enough, remember saying I would visit this upside down broom in the infirmary.

At all.

Like, at all, at all.

So how the fresh fuck did this dumbass hear me?

"Yeah, you did!" Kirishima said, looking at me like I was insane. "I heard it when they started taking me away on the gurney before I lost consciousness,"

"Wow, you used a word more than two syllables. Didn't think your brain could comprehend that much," I snorted, trying to change the subject.

"Hey, I can use big words sometimes! I can be smart with them too!" Kirishima defended.