Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Kisses Sweet as Sugar ❤

A/N: Help, I've had Stardew Valley take up so much of my time. It's so addictive. So, let's have Kiri be a friend of farmer Bakugou, who I've found I simp heavily for. I read one fic, and now I heard Bakugou's voice with the damn accent, and I'm fucking gone. This is filled with innuendos galore, just an FYI. Anyway, this is late. I forgot about this and only remembered to write this at around... 23:32 yesterday? So, yeah. My apologies, I've been super off on my own self set schedule. That's really bad on my part. Anyway, off we go!

Kirishima's POV

"Fuck, stupid cock goin' off,"

My eyes shot open when I heard my boyfriend growl that at the ass crack of dawn.

"Katsu?" I slurred.

"Shit, sorry, doll," he whispered, pressing a kiss to my cheek. "Didn't mean to wake you up,"

"I'm fine. What about a cock?"

"Damn cock goin' off outside! Too early for this shit," he sighed, getting up and grabbing his black plaid shirt.

I snickered.

"What?"

"Cocks?"

Katsuki stared at me before rolling his eyes.

"Fuckin' roosters, you perv,"

As I laughed at him, he kept muttering to himself, "Damn city folk, gettin' their minds in the damn gutter all the fuckin' time,"

"Babe, relax. Here, I'll go feed our hens and take some eggs, yeah?"

"Well, I've still gotta milk the cows and shear the sheep, Ei. So, I'll do that, you can come around and feed 'em,"

We both got up, and I threw on a coat before leaving. It was ice cold, winter never really being a great season to be a farmer. I mean, wood is scarce, so building new farm buildings is a no go. Unless Robin is willing to cut the price. No crops, so can't sell crops to Pierre to get more cash.

Most we can do is just go mining and sell what we've got there. Which is mainly rocks, bug meat, copper, and the occasional quartz. We found some amethyst and topaz once, but we gave it to Gunther right away.

"Babe, you think today's a bad day to go into the mines?" I asked as him and I walked over toward the barn.

"It's always a bad day to go to them damn mines," he hissed. "Stupid slimy bastards. And don't even get me started on them damn hornets!"

I found myself chuckling as Katsuki mumbled angrily about the inconvenience of the mines.

"Well, Clint posted an ad for some iron ores to inspect, and he needs fiftee--" "And we've got twenty in the house. Just give 'im those,"

"Okay. Think I could go fishing and get some stuff there?"

"You'll be fishin' up trash, doll," he laughed as I grabbed some hay to feed our cow. "Plus, ain'tcha picky 'bout how long yer outside in this weather?"

"Maybe you could warm me up on the snowy beach," I said with a wink.

"Oh, is that whatcha want?"

"Maybe. Wanna find out?"

"When we're done with our damn chores, get in the house. I'll keep ya real nice and fuckin' cozy,"

***

"Holy shit," I huffed, wiping my forehead with the back of my hand.

"Mhm," Katsuki hummed, his chest noticeably rising and falling.

After a few more beats of silence, I glanced over at the clock.

"Babe, it's 14:23,"

"Shoot, it is," he said before sighing. "Let's take it easy the rest of the day,"

We snuggled into each other in the bed, Katsu telling stories with his gravelly accent, and killing me slowly with it.

"And when you and I went on our first date, Pierre sent me a letter the followin' day, sayin' he had a bouquet I could use to ask you out. And sure 'nough, it worked. And now, I get to wake up ev'ry day with my gorgeous li'l pebble in my arms," he mumbled, pressing a kiss to my neck.

I whined, snuggling further into him.

"Cold?"

"I'm sensitive,"

Katsuki barked out a laugh at my suffering.

"Hey, think you can stand?"

"Probably. Why?" I asked.

"I wanna make cookies,"

"A fantastic idea, let's do it,"

I stood up, walking to the kitchen as Katsuki looked in the fridge.

"Where'd you put today's eggs?"

"Oh, they're filling up carton C,"

Katsuki grabbed carton C, a small pouch of sugar, and a box of wheat flower.

"Evelyn was real sweet to give us this recipe,"

"Mhm. Sweet gal,"

"Don't talk about your grandmother that way," I hissed, smacking his arm.

"Oi, I can talk 'bout my granny any damn way I want," Katsuki snickered.

I stuck tongue out, only for him to place a pinch of sugar on my tongue.

I was about to question him when he licked the sugar off my tongue.

"K-KATSUKI!"

"Sweet as sugar, doll,"

A/N: Happy New Year to all y'all! Stay safe and healthy! - Septic/Spark