Kiribaku Oneshots

🖤 Gee, It's Swell 🖤

A/N: Villain! Kirishima! This is something that pops into my mind whenever I listen to a certain song, which you'll recognize, possibly. So, yeah! I know I was given a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm gonna save those fuckers for a shitpost. So, here you have the first genuine angst since "Prototype". Quick note, there is Bakudeku in this. Warning! Needles and character death. Possible Stockholm syndrome, especially of I make a part two. But that'll only happen if you guys want that.

Kirishima's POV

"C'mon, run, you damn nerd!"

"Ah, they're here. Pleasant." I laughed balefully to myself.

"Don't you dare fuck this up, so help me." Dabi snarled at me.

"Relax, relax. I got it." I said, giving him a glare.

"Are you sure you don't want any help? I think Izuku-kun might be here. His blood is so good...." Toga offered.

"I can take care of them." I cooed in a cynical singsong voice as I ushered them out.

"You better. Or Shigaraki's going to kill you. Probably even for real this time." Dabi said with a sinister look.

"Chillax. I'm good." I said, closing the door.

"Oi! Fuck face! Where the fuck is the rest of your team?"

"Well, well, well, well, well!" I chuckled darkly, slowly turning around. "Let me get a look at the menagerie."

Midoriya, Kaminari, Todoroki... and Katsuki.

Those four stood there. The first three went white, but the latter still had his face molded into a glare.

"You must be Chargebolt." I said, going up to Kaminari and grinning. He shook.

"Ah, and you must be Shouto!" I directed my attention to the half and half, who released a choked noise.

"And... Ground Zero's husband." I felt my chest ache for a moment and my sinister smile falter for a bit as I looked at Midoriya.

"Well... he took you, with him. Isn't that just... swell?" I spat.

"I-It can't be..." Midoriya's voice quaked.

"Ohohoho, but it can be! And it is!" I laughed. "I got a new style, and a few new... toys,"

I snapped once.

Claws came from the ceiling, pinning everyone to the wall before cuffs wrapped around their arms, legs and necks.

"That are gonna put and end to your 'happily ever after'," I put in air quotes before yelling "ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

"Whoa, this has gotta be a misunderstanding." Kaminari said.

"You see, I established peace all over the--" "Yeah, yeah, I've heard." I snarled, cutting off Katsuki.

"I've had your little message to the world ON. FUCKING. LOOP." I yelled.

Calm down, you're losing your composure.

"I just loved that part where Ground Zero spends the rest of his days in this NOBODY INDUSTRY! WITH A BUNCH OF FUCKING PHONIES!" I finished with a half psychotic laugh as I walked up to Katsuki and jabbed a finger into his chest.

"Who said we were pho--" "Oh with this fucking hero bullshit."

"What?"

"That's right, I've heard that story, over and over again. Gee, it's swell to finally see my damn old friends."