Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Dumb Gay Women ❤

A/N: I'mma be honest, this is just gonna be a normal oneshot. Just different pronouns, dude. I'm not good at this gender bend stuff, so this'll just be casual! Yeah! I'm also very tired, so I'm only grabbing some incorrect quotes and such, and making it fem Kiribaku. That's all. I'm so sorry!

Kirishima's POV

"Hey, Katsu?" I asked, snuggling my face into girlfriend.

"What, babe?" Katsuki asked groggily.

"What if the G in GIF is silent?" I asked genuinely.

Katsuki was dead fucking silent before lightly smacking the back of my head.

"Go to fucking bed."

"What GIF I don't want to?"

"Ei, I adore you, so much. I never thought you'd wanna date a girl like me. However, you need to shut the fuck up and sleep."

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"Darling!" I yelled into the other room.

No response.

No fucking response.

"SWEETIE!"

I heard a very quiet "oh shit" come from my girlfriend.

"LOVE OF MY LIFE!"

Katsuki better get her ass in here, I swear to fucking god.

"You're angry with me, aren't you?" she said with a nervous grin.

"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID!"

SHE BURNED MY DAMN CROCS!

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"Are you good at flirting?" I asked, propping my head up against my hand. "I don't think I am. I don't even know how!"

Katsuki quickly turned to me, her eyes wide.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT?!" she yelled, cupping my face in her hands. She looked genuinely freaked out. "I'VE ALREADY FALLEN FOR YOU, ANS YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME?!"

"Why are you freaking out about this?" I asked, tilting my head.

"I'M THE MOST EDGY PERSON ON EARTH, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO... MY EXISTENCE IS A FUCKING LIE!"

"Kats, relax, baby. Just chill, okay?" I said, pressing a kiss to her temple.

"YOU'RE FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN!"

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"Uh... Ei?"

I looked up happily from my math, staring at my girlfriend. The smile on my face fell slowly as I noticed the look on her face.

"Why... uhm... nevermind."

"No, lovebug, what's wrong?" I ask, getting up from my seat on the floor over to where she was.

"I... why do you even love me?"

"Why wouldn't I?" I asked, wrapping my arms around.

"But--"

"Kats," I began, cradling her in my arms. "Your smile is the best I've ever seen. Your heart is the kindest in the world, and your soul is the strongest of all. And of course, that fact that you're you. That's why I love you."

"I'M GONNA CRY, DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!"

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"You're awfully huggy today, aren't you, baby?" Katsuki asked me while we were snuggling.

"I have this theory," I began. "If I hug you and never let go, everything will be okay!"

Katsuki let out a giggle that absolutely fucked me up. Her laughter is absolutely adorable.

"How's that working out for you?"

"Pretty good! Didn't explode yet!"

"Were... were you expecting to explode--"

"Shhhhh, let's just enjoy the moment, Katsu."

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"I think we're just fian-kés," Denki murmured, looking down at her phone. She was talking about her girlfriend, Hitoshi.

I started to giggle to myself.

"What is it?"

"Donkey," I said in a god awful Shrek impression.

"Oh god, I'm getting flashbacks to my geometry class," Katsuki blanched.

"WHAT?!"

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A/N: guys, I'm so sorry. I'm really fucking tired. I'll come back to this and add more stuff tomorrow, I'm just super fucking tired, dudes. So stay safe and healthy! - Septic/Spark