Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Egg Noooooooooooooooooooog ❤

A/N: I know I skipped yesterday. I honestly can't remember much of what I did yesterday, but I doubt it was productive. So I'll get out this story and I'll do my best to get out the next today too. So enjoy these dumb bitches at a chaotic party with an even more chaotic drink ordeal.

Bakugou's POV

"This is so stupid," I scoffed, crossing my arms as I stood next to my boyfriend, freezing my ass off on Deku's stupid front doorstep.

"C'mon, baby, it'll be fun! Plus, it's just our class and their significant others. It's nothing major, either. It's just a holiday party," Eijirou said, ending his statement with a peck on the cheek. "You'll be fine, baby love,"

I just rolled my eyes with a flush on my face from the dumb pet name as Eijirou rang the doorbell. After maybe thirty seconds of us freezing our asses off out here, the damn nerd opened the door.

"Kacchan! Kirishima-kun! Please, come in!"

When we walked in, I almost fucking died a little.

Scratch that.

I did die a little.

"Holy fucking people,"

It was more than just our fucking class. God damn 1-B extras were there too. Fuckin' stupid.

"Oh shit," Eijirou whispered.

Currently, Sero was doing a headstand on a table to see if he could outspin a dreidel. I don't see that going well at all.

In fact, I see that ending with Sero falling off said table and injuring a few people.

It'd be funny as shit, if you asked me.

"Let's go find something to drink, and we can sit and talk to people," Eijirou whispered.

A few minutes later, he came back with two red SOLO cups, handing one to me.

"Thanks, Rou,"

"Mhm," he hummed happily. "Ran into Mina. She's absolutely fucking drunk,"

"Why wouldn't she be?" I sighed, running a hand down my face. "Does she have a ride to get back home?"

"I think she rode with Tetsutetsu and Kendou, and Kendou isn't much of an alcohol person. If not, we've got room to drop her off," Eijirou said. "I'm also avoiding alcohol tonight so we can actually get home. I know how much you hate staying at Mido's place longer than you have to,"

"So you're just gonna drink water the whole night?"

"Nah. There's some punch and soda, though I doubt the punch isn't tainted with some sort of alcohol or spirit,"

"Makes enough sense to me,"

"Hey, guys!"

We turned to see Kaminari walk over, Shinsou right behind him.

"How you two doin'? Any smooching under the mistletoe yet?" he asked.

"Oh, like you're in a place to fucking speak," I scoffed.

"You didn't confirm or deny it," Shinsou said with a smirk.

I growled, only for Eijirou to call over to me. "Babe! They've got gingerbread men wearing our hero costumes!"

Turning to Eijirou, I saw him tearing up over a plate of gingerbread men all wearing little costumes. He picked up a Red Riot costume clad cookie and grinned happily.

"They're so small! I kinda don't wanna eat it, but it smells so good!"

"Wanna split each others?"

"Yeah!"

"Gimme your ass,"

Eijirou stared at me, blinking.

"Only if I get yours,"

I blinked back at him as he handed me the gingerbread that looked like me.

"Already took pictures of them, so we can save these gorgeous little cookies in our heads forever!" Eijirou beamed. "Now give me your ass,"

I rolled my eyes and laughed as I gave broke my cookie in half, giving him the lower half. He did the same, and I bit into it.

"Is there... is there fucking rock candy in here?" I asked as the cookie crunched far more than I figured it would've.

"Hot! Oh fuck, this is fucking hot, what the fuck," Eijirou fanned at his mouth. "There's really spicy shit in there,"

He drank out of his cup, relaxing. But only for a moment.

"Yeah, water doesn't help with spice, dumbass. Go drink some milk,"

It was painstaking to watch Eijirou run around looking for milk, but even more painstaking to do so while I crunch through a fucking rock cookie.

He settled for egg nog, which made Mina giggle.

"Kiri, don't drink too much of that stuff!" she slurred.

"Why?" Ei asked, downing his third cup.

"It's super alcoholic,"

Eijirou paused.

"FUCK!"

FUCK!

***

"Bakugou is so prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,"

"And you're too drunk," I sighed.

God damn it, Mina. Getting almost the whole party drunk. Fucking dumbass. Mina was brought home with Setsuna a while ago, so I couldn't fucking yell at her.

"Hey man," Sero said, coming over to me.

"Thought you were drunk, Tape Face,"

"Nah. Just stupid," Sero laughed.

"Oh, I know,"

"But Kiri over there,"

"Seroooooooooo. Don't tell Bakugou," Eijirou slurred, clinging to me. "But I think he's super duper cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool,"

I rolled my eyes and grinned.

"Awww, you made Bakugou blush!" Sero laughed.

"Huh? Wha? Did he hear me? That's so embarrassing," Eijirou groaned.

"Ei, I'm your boyfriend," I said, stroking his cheek with my free hand.

"Who's my boyfriend?"

"Katsuki Bakugou is your boyfriend, Eijirou," I said.

"Really?"

"Mhm,"

"That's so cool,"

He leaned further into my hand, and I pressed a kiss on his head.

He gasped and shot up.

"I just got a kiss on the head from Bakugou! Yay!" he beamed, the biggest smile splitting his face.

"Okay, Ei, let's head home. You're gonna have one hell of a hangover,"

"Mkay! Bye bye!" he waved happily.

I giggled at my boyfriend's antics as I brought him to the car.

***

"Katsuuu," I heard my boyfriend whine in our shared bathroom in the morning.

"I'm coming, baby," I said, grabbing one of Eijirou's hair ties off the nightstand.

I entered the bathroom to see my boyfriend heaving into the porcelain throne. I rubbed his back as I pulled up his hair.

"I'm gonna be right back with a water. I'll start making you some toast, so just stay in bed for now. Alright?"

"Okay," he barely was able to get over a whisper.

"Take your time, hun,"

A/N: Drunk lads make for dumb times. And hey, I love it. Hopefully y'all do too. Anyway, I'll see you guys eventually! Stay safe and healthy! - Septic / Spark