Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Who's the Asshole? ❤

A/N: So, I've seen a lot of stuff with an AU going around where almost everything is inverted. Looks included. Deku's a lilac haired asshole who doesn't give a fuck about anyone, Shouto shows his emotions, etc. And I thought it'd be interesting to write something like that. And something that constabtly pops up in my YouTube feed is the Inverted characters reacting to the original? So instead, I'm gonna have them meet each other. Okay? Okay!

Bakugou's POV

Class was in session, nothing out of the ordinary, y'know?

Which makes me think, oh fuck.

Why?

That means something's gonna go wrong.

And, it sorta did.

While on the way to lunch, a loud thud caused me to tear my eyes from Eijirou to see a pig pile of people.

They had outfit in an identical style to ours, but they looked different. The grey was darker, and any green was replaced with blue.

The first person to get up looked similar to Icy Hot, but the left side of his hair was a navy blue and the right was black. His burn was also on his right instead of his left. His eye color had also changed, right becoming purely white and his left being much more orange.

"Whoa! This place looks so weird! Familiar, but not? Know what I'm saying?" He said.

"Shut the fuck up!"

The next person to get up was a blue haired Shitty Hair, but with his hair down. Blue eyes glared holes into the Icy Hot doppelganger, a sharp toothed snarl adorning his features.

"Thanks for breaking my back, fatass,"

The newest addition to the group in front of me was a person who looked like the fucking nerd, but his hair was a soft lilac. He was also a total fucking dickwad, by the looks of it.

"You wish your ass was this fat, asshole," the blue Shitty Hair said as that Deku spawn walked off with the Icy Hot fuck. The blue Shitty Hair later followed.

"Hey, you okay?" Were the first things out of Eijirou's mouth, bending down to help the last person.

The last person let out a short, cut off groan before sitting up. His hair was an identical shape to mine, instead a raven black. His eyes were a bright cyan, though they were puffy and a bit red as well.

Those eyes widened when he saw Eijirou and I before he scrambled backward into a wall.

He opened his mouth, likely to scream, but he closed it quickly, shaking.

"Hey, hey, it's okay! I'm not gonna hurt you!" Eijirou said. "Do I have your permission to come closer?"

The teary eyed person shook their head.

"Okay. Here, wanna go talk in the bathroom? Or a classroom? Aizawa-sensei will be in there, maybe. We could ask him to leave if he's still there,"

"Will... will you," he paused to clear his throat. His voice was deep and hoarse. "Hurt me?"

"What? No! That's super unbecoming of a hero!" Eijirou said.

Eijirou slowly brought out his hand, only for the other guy to slowly take it and bring himself off the floor.

"OI, DUMBASS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"

My eyes darted over to the blue haired Shitty Hair coming over.

We locked eyes and we both snarled at each other.

"And who the fuck are you?" I asked.

"Good fucking question, dickhead. I'll ask you the same,"