Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Shower Duets ❤

A/N: Saw this on Tumblr. Thought this idea was perfect for a Kiribaku oneshot. Before we start, this is an AU where they are... let's go with 22, and they live in their own apartments. This is also obviously gonna be a songfic, so fuck it! So, with that, here we go!

Pomeranian's POV

This apartment building is shit.

Honestly, I've seen a barn from the 1800's that was destroyed by a hurricane and burned that looks better than my apartment building.

Fucking lord.

There's a few things I can't complain about, though.

Rent is pretty cheap, they have directions to gyms and cafés and other crap, etc. Some of the people aren't that bad either.

My neighbor had moved out two months ago, and someone had replaced her.

I think he was around my age, not sure. I didn't pay too much attention to him. But I can sure as hell hear him through these thin ass walls!

Anyway, I had just gotten out of work, and I could not wait to get in the shower.

See, I work at this flower shop, yeah? I know, unexpected of an asshole like me. But, I work at a flower shop. My boss told me to get fertilizer and go fertilize the plants and shit.

So I had to run into the utter depths of our backroom, pick up two bags of fertilizer, and then give it to around a solid third of our real estate.

So, I'm obviously covered in the stuff. Which, by the way, smells like literal fucking shit.

I got into my shit eating apartment, closing the door and immediately stripping off my shirt.

Guess who's burning this later!

I walked toward my bathroom, pulling off my belt and dropping it on the floor outside my bathroom doors.

After taking off my jeans and boxers I turned on the shower, waiting a few seconds before stepping under the spray of cool water. I'll admit, I hate cook showers, but I hate standing outside of the shower stark fucking naked for too long, too.

I stayed under the spray for a moment, waiting to get totally soaked before doing much.

(A/N: Fuck, how the hell am I going to make any of this not sound too sexual? Or too weird? Or cringey... oh God fucking dammit, Septic.)

Grabbing the shampoo bottle I was about to squirt a small bit into my hand before accidentally crushing the bottle in my hands.

Now, why did this happen, may you ask?

"Wanna break from the ads?"

Think you can guess?

"If you tap now to watch a short video,"

No?

"You'll receive thirty minutes of ad-free music."

I'll tell you.

"....... yes. Really. If you ta--"

THE DICK TWITCH WHO LIVES IN THE FUCKING APARTMENT NEXT TO ME, DECIDES TO BLAST SOME FUCKING SPOTIFY AD AT MAXIMUM MOTHERFUCKING VOLUME!

I exhaled heavily, rolling my eyes and sneering at the jackass who can't seem to afford Spotify Premium and wants the whole building to know.

Well, then again... he does live in a really shitty building... okay, I'll let it fucking slide.

I look down at the huge glob of shampoo in my hand and sigh before lathering it into my scalp.

I closed my eyes, hearing some annoying ad about Jimmy Dean's breakfast sandwiches before it gave you the ad thing where they tell you to "enjoy your thirty minutes of ad-free music". I could also hear the sound of a shower being turned on.