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A/N: I'm talking with _JellyBelly360_ and we came up with a dumb oneshot prompt, so boom.

Kirishima's POV

I swear I'm losing my fucking mind.

WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE ME?!

So, I asked Katsuki to help me study, right? As you do, when you are legally qualified as a dumbass, and your boyfriend is a genius.

And everyone knows about his strict bed time of 20:32.

No one knows why, however.

Except me.

And, boy, do I not know how to deal with it.

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"Okay, no. Try again,"

"82?"

"Stop fucking guessing numbers, dumb fuck!" Katsuki said, smacking me in the head with a rolles up magazine.

But this one hurt less.

I checked the clock and saw it was 20:56.

"Baby, you wanna go to bed? I can leave if you want,"

"Not tired. Solve the damn problem, shit for hair,"

"Damn. Your nicknames get more rude when you're sleepy,"

"Oh, fuck off!"

"Okay... is it... 87?"

"Yes," Katsuki said around a yawn.

"Dude, go to bed!"

"No, I--"

Katsuki paused before flopping onto his bed.

"Uh... I guess I'll go, then?" I said, more to myself than him.

As I collected my stuff to go back to my room, I heard whispers.

It was definitely coming from Katsuki.

"Uh, huh? What's up, baby?"

The whispering was just as quiet as I was before, so I went over to him.

"Baby, what's wrong?"

"I wanna be at Denny's, I wanna be at Denny's, I wanna be at Denny's,"

...

whAT?!

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AND THAT'S WHERE WE ARE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

"You wanna what?"

"Let me go to Denny's, guzzle down the entire bottle of syrup at our booth by myself, and pass out on the fucking table,"

"UhM--" I heard myself voice crack and cringed. "HOW ABOUT WE DON'T?"

"Why not?"

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