Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Tortilla ❤

A/N: This will be a weird AU, no doubt. In this AU, everyone in Class 1-A  (minus Mineta, plus Shinsou) is a different nationality. Y'know, because diversity. So, the nationalities are as follows (I'm making most of these up as I go):

Aoyama - French
Ashido - Irish
Asui - Brazilian
Iida - German
Uraraka - American
Ojiro - British
Kaminari - Australian
Kirishima - Mexican
Kouda - Canadian
Satou - American
Shouji - German
Jirou - French
Sero - Scottish
Tokoyami - Brazilian
Todoroki - Spanish
Hagakure - Scottish
Bakugou - Russian
Midoriya - Canadian
Shinsou - Irish
Yaoyorozu - British

Now, I hope this oneshot doesn't seem super racist, but with a title like "Tortilla" and one of the main characters being Mexican, you can see how this can be perceived as racist. Not my intention, nor how I wanna come across. Anything stereotypical I mean in jest, not to offend anyone. If that becomes the case, let me know, please. Anything I write in another language, I will use Google Translate. Unless it'a basic French. Then that's coming from my dumb ass. I also wanted to write in a way that the words looked like the way someone who was Spanish or Russian or whatever would say the word, but I said fuck that. Translations at the bottom! And with that, we can enjoy!

Good boi's POV

Yawning, I walked into our chaotic classroom. I was surprised Bakugou wasn't yelling at Midoriya in Russian.

Because that's a common occurrence in this class.

Uraraka and Satou spoke with Midoriya casually while Aoyama pestered Kouda in French.

Bakugou sat in his seat, casually scrolling on his phone.

"¡Oye! Bakugou!" I said, walking over to him and putting a hand on his shoulder.

He jumped under my touch, saying "Что за черт?"

"¿Qué?"

"Блядь, it's just you." He sighed.

"Who did you think it was? I sound nothing like Kaminari, Mina or Sero." I said, putting my head on top of his.

"I don't know. Shut up." Bakugou hissed.

"So, what're you up to after class?" I asked.

"Nothing. Why?"

"I'm not entirely positive, but I think that the whole class is gonna watch a movie together. I was wondering if you wanted to join us?"

"Блядь..." he paused, pondering something. He then sighed.

"... what movie?"

"I think it was... oh! The Banana Splits movie."

"Wait, isn't that a kid's show?" Bakugou sneered at me.

"From what I've heard, no. It's based off of a kid's show, but the movie is... not." I said, trying not to spill too much.

"Хорошо." Bakugou sighed.

"Bakugou, I don't speak Russian." I sighed.

"I said fine, mудак." Bakugou hissed.

"Wait, really?!" I gasped.

"Yes. Now, piss off. Aizawa is gonna wake up in a few minutes."

"Okay. I'll grab you from your dorm before we start the movie."

"Хорошо."

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"Hey! Kirishima!" I heard Sero say.