Kiribaku Oneshots

❤ Katsuki's Laughter ❤

A/N: This is based off of two things, since I'm unoriginal as shit. The first thing is a Game Grumps thing. The other thing is a picture. So, let's go, kiddos!

Edgy-ro Kiwi-shima's POV

That laugh.

That damn laugh.

So fucking pretty.

It all started in the common room.

"Hey, Bakugou?" I asked, walking into the common room with a towel around my neck.

I had just finished my after training shower, so my hair was still a little wet, and Aizawa yells at us when we get the floor wet.

"What?" Bakugou deadpanned, salty as hell.

"Can I share with you something from earlier today?" I asked, sitting next to him on the couch.

"What is it, Kirishima?" Bakugou asked.

"Well, I sent you a text, early in the morning." I said, unlocking my phone.

"Mhm." Bakugou nodded, sitting back further on the couch.

"Since I need to go out of the prefecture." I casually muttered, opening my messaging app.

"Whoa, really?" Sero asked, sitting on one of the couches. "When are you leaving?"

"I won't give specific dates, but I basically texted him 'Do you care if I go... this weekend, or the next weekend?'" I said, looking for Bakugou's contact.

I open the Pandora's Box that is the messaging between Bakugou and I.

"Your response." I huffed, making Bakugou break into a small snicker. "At... 9:30."

I cleared my throat before I began reading.

"MoTHerfUCkiNG jeSSe EiseNbeRG jESUs chrISt fuCk dUDe MOTheRFUckinG FaCEBooK MOVie buLLSHit JeSUs cAN yOu fucKIng bELIeve THis SHit." I read out loud, making Bakugou's hidden snicker turn into a giggle.

"No-- no punctuation." I sighed. "Random capitalization. So I respond, 'I have no idea what we're talking about right now.' "

Bakugou's adorable giggle erupted into an open chuckle as I say "45 minutes pass... I get a text from you."

"What's going on?" Ojiro asked, sitting down on th arm of the couch Bakugou and I were on.

Instead of yelling at Ojiro to fuck off, Bakugou kept laughing.

"God damn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shut have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man." I read, this time, still no punctuation, but no more random capitalization.

Sero and Ojiro were snickering, but I was too busy taking in Bakugou's laugh. His open chuckle was only a crack on the surface, and it's like I just subducted into the inner Bakugou.

"I respond, 'Katsuki, you're scaring me.' An hour passes. You respond 'MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN YOU PUT IN THE TIME FUCK PUT IN THE TIME MOTHERFUCKING BUILT SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKING BEST FRIEND SHIT JESSE EISENBERG... i'm very tired.' "

Bakugou was practically crying, but his smile was too big to miss. He put a hand my shoulder, trying to hide his face in my neck.

"At this point, I'm just like, 'No problem, man, I'll keep Deku away from you for today.' Since he seems to hate Deku. When do you guys think he responded?"

"Two hours later?" Ojiro asked while Sero wheezed on the ground.

"Nope. Immediate." I deadpan, Bakugou laughing right next to my ear. "I'm talking maybe give seconds later, 'NO MAN I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY BOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE FUCK DUDE I JUST WATCHED IT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN HE FUCKED OVER SPIDER-MAN CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING' " I paused to read what came next. " 'TRENT RESIN ORR DID THE SOINDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE DYING I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?!' "

I sigh, feeling Bakugou's weight go from shoulder to my lap as his head fell into my lap. His hair was oddly fluffy.

"Then... somehow bolded... two hours later, 'MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!!!' " I almost yelled. "What the fuck, man?!"

"Okay, first of all," Bakugou tried saying through his fits of laughter. "I had to wake up supremely early."

"I was crying when I first read those." I laughed, making Bakugou laugh again.

I've never heard him genuinely laugh, especially after we rescued him, so having him laugh and put his head in my lap is practically a dream come true.

"Really?!" Bakugou asked, seemingly shocked.

"Yeah, man!" I responded.

"Aw, that makes me happy." Bakugou grinned.

"Well, I didn't wanna call you out, since I didn't want it to stop." I laughed. "I just decided to calmly keep responding, with my own agenda. See what happens."

"I had to wake up way earlier than when I usually wake up, to take fucking... Dunce Face to the airport. And on the way back here, I was just so tired." Bakugou started explaining. I don't know he's going to explain that he was on crack without saying it, but here we are.

"Wait a minute, you were texting while driving?" I asked, about tell him how dumb that was.

"No, that was all Siri." Bakugou said, making everything piece together. Somewhat. "But as I was leaving the fucking airport, I saw some gremlin who looked just like Jesse Eisenberg, and then it got me thinking about the Facebook movie and how he was in it. I had my phone in my hand, since I just started the GPS thing. I then just told Siri 'Text Eijirou, FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN' and it made me laugh so I just kept going. Kinda surprised it stayed on track with everything I said."

"It was fucking amazing. I loved it." I said, grinning. "Can I tell you the voice that I think you were talking to Siri in, now that I know that?"

Bakugou nodded, still smiling.

"FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN, PGBEJRTDISPIDER-MAN DJRUTGOWK-- that's what I thought you sounded like." I slurred, making Bakugou laugh even harder than before.

"And for two hours on the ride home, I couldn't think of the guy who created Facebook's name. And when I pulled into campus, I was just like 'MARK ZUCKERBURG!' " Bakugou said through his adorable laughter. "And I screamed that at Siri."

"Well, shit, I guess I'm lucky you didn't just go to my dorm and start smacking the balcony window." I sighed.

"That would've been fucking amazing, oh my fuck." Bakugou said, seemingly disappointed in himself for not doing that.

"Hey, Bakugou?" I asked.

"Yeah?" He responded.

I approached him closer, hands up and in front of my chest.

"Don't you fucking dare." he hissed at me, smiling a little still.

"I won't!" I defended.

I lied. I put my hands on his side's and started tickling the shit out of him.

Bakugou burst out laughing again, tears in his eyes from laughter.

"Nooooooo!" Katsuki whined before it broke into laughter.

God, I will protect that smile forever.

I stopped tickling him and just wrapped my arms around him in a hug.

"Love you." I murmured.

"Love you too." He murmured back as I pecked his cheek.

A/N: 1254 words. Hi! Sorry that this one is late and not even holiday related, but I wanted to get something out for you guys! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed! Happy Holidays and if I don't update before this, then Happy New Year!