❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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sagefontaine: spent my summer in france interning at the french ministry and this is what i did on my off days
maiadumont: MY GIRL IS COMING HOMEEEE
↳sagefontaine: see you in three days
lilyevans: oh my goodness you have to tell me everything you did over the summer
↳sagefontaine: it involved a lot of paperwork and drinking wine in my parent's sitting room ↳lilyevans: did you bring back presents for all of us? ↳sagefontaine: i brought back wine, does that count? ↳lilyevans: YES
siriusblack: tu es si mignonne
↳sagefontaine: yes i know i'm pretty, now will you get back to james's house? i've been sitting with euphemia for an hour waiting for you and james
SIRIUS & SAGE
sirius SAGE YOU'RE AT JAMES'S?
sage is that not what i just said? now get home before euphemia tells me all your dirty little secrets
sirius I DON'T HAVE MY APPARITION LICENSE YET BUT I WILL BE HOME AS SOON AS I CAN
sage better hurry she's about to tell me what she finds when she does your laundry
i wasn't going to update for a few more days but this book just hit 10k and i'm in shock so here u go
