❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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lilyevans: it was sage, in the library, with a crowbar! tagged: sagefontaine
sagefontaine: what does that even mean i don't speak muggle
↳lilyevans: when we're done studying you're coming up to gryffindor tower and we're playing clue. ↳sagefontaine: what is clue ↳rosilvers: this comment has "what is crack" energy
maiadumont: hi sage, please stop being so photogenic because it's not fair
↳sagefontaine: no can do
jamespotter: did you photoshop sirius out of this picture?
↳lilyevans: no, this was during the time where he was laying on the ground begging remus to end his suffering because his "brain was melting"
charjoyner: why is sage "i love slytherin house more than i love my family" fontaine wearing a GRYFFINDOR tie
↳sagefontaine: black tried to hang himself with his tie so i confiscated it ↳siriusblack: I DID NOT
marlenemckinnon: the study sesh ended in total chaos but what did we expect when we invited black and fontaine to the same function
↳lilyevans: understandable
BLACK & FONTAINE
black you seemed less stressed today
fontaine stop monitoring my stress levels
black i thought we were becoming friends, fontaine. damn.
fontaine what would lead you to that assumption?
black you smiled at me today?
fontaine first of all, NEVER assume i'm smiling at you. i was smiling at lily, who was next to you
black oh i hoped we were one step closer to being friends
fontaine i do desire we may be better strangers
black godric you're so pretentious
fontaine actually, shakespeare said that.
black oh my point still stands you're still pretentious
fontaine says the boy who is desperate to be my friend
black WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH LILY, MARLENE, AND REMUS
fontaine i'm friends with lily, marlene, and remus because they're not obnoxious
black what will it take for you to be my friend
fontaine if you can give me one good reason, then sure. why not
black i'll give you five 1. i'm funny 2. i'm great company 3. i'm very loyal 4. lily is my friend so i can't be that bad 5. we have the potential to be the greatest duo that hogwarts has ever seen
