❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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charjoyner: photographic evidence that sage celeste fontaine DOES sometimes smile tagged: sagefontaine, maiadumont, rosilvers
sagefontaine: delete this right now. i can't let people know that i enjoy spending time with my friends.
↳charjoyner: nope. this is staying on the timeline forever.
maiadumont: what were ro and i doing
↳rosilvers: looks like we were about to kiss
siriusblack: i have never seen a sage fontaine smile directed towards me
↳sagefontaine: and you never will
bellablack: pretty girls
evanrosier: cute
lilyevans: some of my favorite ladies
↳charjoyner: we <3 you
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sagefontaine: someone come get reg, he's acting like a fool tagged: regulusblack
regulusblack: you wish you were as cool as me
↳sagefontaine: no, i certainly do not
lilyevans: you two are the most odd pair of friends i swear
↳regulusblack: we aren't friends. i simply know her and tolerate her. ↳sagefontaine: "sage do you want to hang out with me" - regulus arcturus black, four times a day ↳regulusblack: that was very rude of you. you will be hearing from my family's lawyer. ↳sagefontaine: the ~noble house of black~ doesn't scare me, reg. when you get sued by the founding family of beauxbatons, though, you'll be sorry ↳regulusblack: we get it, you're french and your family is loaded and famous ↳sagefontaine: i could buy you.
maiadumont: can you buy ME? i'll be your new house elf if you want
↳sagefontaine: i dunno if you could live up to the expectations albert has set, but you can certainly try ↳maiadumont: wait stop i miss albert :( ↳sagefontaine: he's a gem
charjoyner: so you ditched hanging out with me to hang out with regulus? i see how it is
↳sagefontaine: can you blame me? the poor boy was begging me to spend time with him ↳regulusblack: you are a bully ↳sagefontaine: mhmm
hey besties i took a nap and ate a cannoli. how's ur day going??
