❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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siriusblack: date night in hogsmeade tagged: sagefontaine
sagefontaine: you're gross and i hate you
↳lilyevans: don't worry, that's just sage speak for i love you ↳sagefontaine: no it's not i genuinely hate him. he spilled butterbeer on my leather jacket ↳siriusblack: YOU MEAN M Y LEATHER JACKET ↳sagefontaine: once you took it off it became mine. so no, i mean MY leather jacket
regulusblack: please return sage to the castle. i miss her & i want to have a movie night
↳sagefontaine: on my way ↳siriusblack: stop stealing my girlfriend ↳regulusblack: not stealing, just borrowing
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sagefontaine: calling his brother to complain about how i spend more time with reggie than with him tagged: siriusblack, regulusblack
regulusblack: not my fault i'm the better brother
↳siriusblack: if you're the better brother then why is sage dating ME hmm ↳regulusblack: because i'm gay and she has bad taste? ↳sagefontaine: fuck you regulus
siriusblack: also i will not be letting you steal this jacket
↳sagefontaine: you say this now, but i will find a way
rjlupin: yeah well he spends more time with you than with us so we all feel a bit neglected, fontaine
↳sagefontaine: don't worry, i'm returning him to you shortly ↳jamespotter: YAY ↳petepettigrew: finally
lilyevans: this has 'can i speak to a manager' energy
↳rosilvers: YEAH
maiadumont: petition for sagey to hang out with her friends more instead of her boyfriend? say 'i' if you agree
↳rosilvers: i ↳charjoyner: i ↳regulusblack: i ↳lilyevans: i ↳marlenemckinnon: i ↳sagefontaine: you lot are so weird
good morning besties i hope u have a good day. manifesting that y'all get some good news today
