❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
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siriusblack: she threatened to hex me right before i took this tagged: sagefontaine
sagefontaine: i should have hexed you for kissing me without my permission
↳jamespotter: HUH ↳siriusblack: YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU??? ↳sagefontaine: i didn't think you'd actually do it
rjlupin: can't believe she looks like she's actually enjoying herself
↳sagefontaine: i have 17 years worth of experience in faking enjoyment ↳rjlupin: good, you'll need that experience if you're dating sirius ↳siriusblack: SHUT UP
LILY & SAGE
lily SO HOW WAS THE DATE
sage surprisingly really good i had a lot of fun he's charming when he's not being a total idiot
lily i thought the same thing about james when we first started dating soooo is there going to be a second date?
sage unsure maybe, depending on how the next few days go
lily are you reconsidering your no dating policy?
sage no i still don't want a boyfriend right now, that hasn't changed i need to figure my feelings out before i can even think of sirius as anything other than a friend
lily does he know that?
sage obviously i wouldn't let him think something was going to come out of us going on a few dates if i wasn't 100% sure i might not be the nicest person but i would never lead him on like that
lily sagey, you are so nice just in your own weird way like you won't go out of your way to be kind to strangers but the way you love the people around you shows how nice you are
sage thanks, lily for everything
SAGE & SIRIUS
sirius um hey
sage hi how are you
sirius usually i have to beg you to be nice to me but now you're doing it and i didn't have to ask?
sage i'm going to try to be nicer to you because i had a nice time last night, and this is me apologizing for being bitchy the past few months
sirius oh well, i'm glad you had a nice time if it's alright with you, i'd like to take you out again sometime only if you want to, though
sage don't be getting all formal on me, sirius you don't need to be so proper but what did you have in mind?
sirius well, lily heard of this club opening in edinnburgh that only plays the knockturn alley project songs and i know you like them so i was wondering if you'd want to go next weekend?
sage you remembered my favorite band?
sirius duh i remembered your favorite band, that your favorite color is sage green (ironic, because that's your name), that your lucky number is 13 because it's a lucky number in chinese culture, that you prefer to speak french because english is still a little hard for you, and that you know that me, james, and peter are animagi although you never said anything for years
sage wait you're animagi?
sirius what you didn't know? james said you knew
sage well NOW i know
sirius oh fuck they're gonna kill me
sage nah, just kidding i found out about remus's furry little problem first year and realized you lot were animagi in i think may of last year don't worry, you didn't tell me anything you shouldn't have although i'd be more careful about things you say to people
sirius you're the worst
sage yeah, i know
sirius whatever be ready by 8 on saturday, alright?
