❝𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑬𝑨𝑺𝒀❞
in which two of hogwarts' biggest opposites are more alike than they thought.
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or:
in which sage fontaine and sirius black don't know how to talk to each other outside of social media.
〖MARAUDERS-ERA SOCIAL...
sirius you look great [DELETED] i like your dress [DELETED] is my brother stepping on your toes?
sage not one bit he's an excellent dancer
sirius so is marlene
sage oh, did she end up asking you? i knew she was thinking about it
sirius yeah i think she wanted to go with someone else, though
sage who?
sirius not my secret to tell, unfortunately
sage alright if you're going to continue staring at me like that, you might as well bring me a glass of cider
sirius i'm pretty sure someone spiked it with firewhisky so are you sure?
sage absolutely
sirius you seem to be having fun with regulus
sage i am he's a wonderful date
sirius did rosier stop hounding you?
sage yes thankfully he's since moved onto rowan
sirius oh, that's good
sage yeah there's an after-party in the slytherin common room, if you'd like to come
sirius i don't think regulus or bellatrix would want me there
sage maybe not, but i'm inviting you james, remus, and lily will be there
sirius i thought we weren't friends, fontaine
sage we aren't don't get it twisted just figured i'd invite you since your friends will be there
sirius how kind of you
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sagefontaine: sure, the masquerade was fun, but the after-party was even more entertaining tagged: marlenemckinnon, charjoyner, rosilvers, maiadumont, marymacdonald, regulusblack, siriusblack, bellablack, rjlupin, jamespotter, evanrosier
marlenemckinnon: i've got to admit, you slytherins know how to party
↳sagefontaine: obviously
severussnape: you lot are too loud
↳sagefontaine: stop writing love letters to lily and go to bed, then ↳severussnape: you're a terrible person ↳sagefontaine: at least i don't wank to the thought of a girl who hates me!
regulusblack: happy drunk sage is so fun
↳sagefontaine: mean drunk regulus is so fun too
charjoyner: body shots out of your best friend's bellybutton>>>
lilyevans: thank you for introducing me to the knockturn alley project
↳sagefontaine: they're so good
siriusblack: received my first sage fontaine smile tonight. it was glorious.
↳sagefontaine: don't expect it to happen again ↳siriusblack: oh, yes it will ↳sagefontaine: don't hold your breath
bellablack: that picture of reg is so funny
rosilvers: everyone say thank you slughorn for not giving a shit about what we do
rjlupin: thanks for the invite, fontaine
jamespotter: you lot are so fun
↳sagefontaine: i'm surprised i can say the same about you
going on a coffee run for my coworkers even tho i'm not working today bc i'm too nice
